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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show discussing the finer points of mustaches, general facial hair and what makes a good ID photo (2:25). In other news, Space Jam 2 is officially happening, but is it what the world really needs right now (6:50)? The guys eventually talk football, previewing Week 3 and giving their starts/sits (8:25), including Pete giving up on David Johnson (18:30), Nyheim Hines starring as Clark’s Jennifer Aniston’s golden lock of the week (36:00), a Sony Michel break out game (43:30), and Nic promising a record setting performance from Alvin Kamara (55:30). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SWEET BRADY THE PATRIOTS TRADED FOR JOSH GORDON! Pete, Clark and Jordan jump right into the news to discuss how this trade affects Josh Gordon, the Patriots, the Browns and fantasy owners everywhere (1:30). Also in the news, Vontae Davis retired in the middle of the Bills game, so clearly things are going well in Buffalo (10:13). The guys give their picks for “You Helped No One” this week and announce the Week 2 winner (13:00), then play a new game called “Name That Player” (18:40). Finally, if you could add one player off waivers, who're you adding (35:15)? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing Mark Wahlberg’s daily schedule and how nice it would be to have his life (1:00). In NFL news: Nathan Peterman is dead, long live Josh Allen (3:42), Patriots add yet another Browns’ first-rounder to their team (7:05) and the newest installment of Jon Gruden Doesn’t Know What The F*ck He’s Doing (8:35). The guys then preview Week 2 and give their starts/sits (11:30), including ignore all Dolphins not named Kenny Stills (24:52), Christian McCaffrey’s a lock for 20 points (40:00), Pete and Clark’s Russell Wilson bet (50:00), and why Tom Brady doesn’t deserve your start (59:10). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show wondering how one-legged Aaron Rodgers beat the Bears and how anyone could be dumb enough to trade Khalil Mack (0:40). In NFL news, Greg Olsen and Delanie Walker both suffered major injuries (5:40) while Clark has to say goodbye to one of his hills (8:35). The guys bring back “You Helped No One” and give their Week 1 nominees (13:00), then take a look at stand out players from Sunday and decide if their performances were trust-worthy or bust-worthy (16:00). Finally, if you can only add one guy off waivers, who’re you adding (41:30)? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show trying their best to get hyped for the new football season (1:00). In NFL news, the Steelers are not pleased with Le’Veon Bell’s continued hold out, forcing Pete to do his best offensive linemen impression (3:15), plus the Eagles will start the season without two key offensive players (11:25). The guys then give their Week 1 preview/starts and sits (12:35), including why James Conner needs to be on your team (18:00), Odell Beckham vs. Jalen Ramsey (46:15), be wary of Ezekiel Elliott (54:34), and start Brandin Cooks against the Raiders’ dumpster fire defense (1:07:40). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a crazy show today as Pete, Clark and Jordan record the show while drafting for the RB1 fantasy league (2:00). Prepare for a lot of interruptions. In NFL news, Khalil Mack is now a Bear (2:40), no one knows what Jon Gruden’s plan is for the Raiders (8:10), injury strikes the 49ers’ backfield (9:30) and an old friend returns to the Chargers (12:00). The guys then place their beer bets for the 2018 NFL regular season (15:00). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show not talking about Sharp Objects’ epic finale but instead how excited everyone is for the RB1 fantasy league (1:48)! In NFL news, Aaron Rodgers is now a rich mama jama (4:11), the Saints have a new quarterback (9:20), Doug Baldwin isn’t 100% (12:00), and Mychal Kendrick got busted for insider trading (14:25). The guys then play the greatest game known to the podcast universe: Would You Rather!? (15:45). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TWO-A-WEEKS ARE BACK! It’s just Pete and Clark today to celebrate, but they open the show discovering Clark’s doppelgänger, so not all is lost (1:25). In NFL news, Odell Beckham got paid (3:13), the Jaguars lost a receiver for the year (9:05) and the Patriots have an attractiveness problem now that Eric Decker retired (14:00). The guys then give their biggest preseason overreactions and how it’s changed their draft day strategies (17:00). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the first annual Great Fantasy Football Preview Show of Greatness! To celebrate, Pete, Clark and Jordan welcome back friend of the show Ginger Nic to talk everything fantasy. But first, Adrian Peterson is back in the NFL (3:15) and the Saints cut Nic’s favorite veteran running back (7:00). The guys then get you ready for your fantasy football drafts by sharing their favorite sleepers and PLAPs this year (8:45) along with their top draft day strategies (37:10). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with a little RB1 history and a huge realization from Pete (1:00). In the news, Jalen Ramsey pulled a Michael Scott and roasted every quarterback in the league (3:20), Hue Jackson punished Antonio Callaway in the strictest way possible (9:00), and the Seahawks yet again lost a running back just before the season starts (11:45). The guys then run through the entire NFC and give either a fantasy sleeper or bust for each team this year (19:00). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show welcoming fellow Fake Teams writer Ginger Nic on to defend his top 100 rankings and compare beards with Clark (3:05). It’s a wide receiver heavy news week in the NFL with the Browns trading a wide receiver (13:06), the Patriots releasing a wide receiver (16:20) and the Buccaneers promoting a wide receiver (19:00). The guys then run through the entire AFC and give either a fantasy sleeper or bust for each team this year (20:25). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating Clark’s big life step as he’s just moved in with his lady friend (1:30). In NFL news, the Patriots thinned out their wide receiver position (2:18), Frank Gore continues to defy Father Time (7:08) and Corey Davis has a large appetite (9:16). The guys then go over FakeTeams’ Top 100 rankings and give their expert analysis (12:00). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with another half-assed attempt at getting the podcast sponsored, this time from New Balance (1:30). In NFL news, Vikings’ O-line coach Tony Sparano sadly passed away (4:20), the Rams signed Todd Gurley to a record breaking deal (5:47), people are freaking out over Jimmy Garoppolo’s love life (13:10), and we have our first sighting of the Lamar Jackson hype train (18:00). The guys then take a look at current ADPs and share the ones they love and hate the most (22:15). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating The Dark Knights’ 10 year anniversary and introduce new characters to the podcast (1:00). In NFL news, the guys wonder where Le’Veon Bell will play in 2019 (3:45), reminisce over the Hall of Fame/money making career of Darrelle Revis (16:50), marvel at the Rams handing out another long term extension to someone not named Aaron Donald (25:20) and test Malik Jackson’s bold claim about the this year’s Jaguars team (36:50). Clark introduces a new segment called “What Did You Buy For Prime Day?” in a last ditch effort to get the podcast sponsored (45:25). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PETE GOT MARRIED! Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating this momentous life event and it's wine-filled honeymoon (1:00). In NFL news, things are bleak: LeSean McCoy faces strong allegations (10:28), Cardinals’ president Michael Bidwill is a hypocritical buttface (12:55), Jordan fixes Jerry Richardson’s contractually permanent statue (17:00) and Jeff Fisher might be coming to a commentator booth near you (22:00). The guys then share what training camp battles they can’t wait to watch (31:20) and bring back kudos and poodos just to talk about Jay Cutler’s new found talent and Gordon Hayward's hilariously awkward gender reveal video (1:00:00). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heath flies solo once again, but changes are coming soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show answering the important question: does the Super Bowl need Jay-Z more than Jay-Z needs the Super Bowl? (3:05) In the news, Norv Turner is trying to reinvent Cam Newton (6:41), Calvin Ridley is “the real deal” (8:58) and the Packers are all aboard the dreaded RB committee (10:55). The guys then queue up the slow jazz and talk past fantasy lovers and which players they’re overvaluing because of past success (15:41). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show recapping the insanity that was Gronk getting traded... but then not (1:03). Other NFL news includes the Jets’ laundry list of failed quarterbacks (7:56), the Ravens’ dumb plan for Lamar Jackson (12:43) and going to Clark’s cornfield to talk to his strawman (16:00). The guys then review who’s holding out during mandatory minicamps and if they and their teams can “make it work” (20:22). Spoiler alert, Pete doesn’t have a good Tim Gun impression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete opens the show accusing Clark of actually being a Jadeveon Clowney burner account in host form while Jordan busily replenishes himself in the Motherland (0:33). In NFL news, former 49ers’ tight end Dwight Clark sadly passed away Monday (4:36), Pete introduces a new segment called “Quotes from Mini-Camp” (7:45) and Donald Trump, our commander and cheese, disinvited the Eagles to the White House because he’s a child (14:27). The guys then give their official power rankings of the top 5 things you must have at your fantasy football draft party for it to be considered a success (20:13). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with some news around the league but spoiler alert, the NFL’s pretty boring right now. Brandon Marshall has a new home (4:01) and Adrian Peterson has some teams he’d like to play for (8:19) but other than that, not much is happening. The guys decide to fill the time by predicting who will be the top fantasy performers at each position this year (14:35) and wrap up the show opening the fantasy mailbag (49:38). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices