Quantum Of Friendship

You voted for us to do an episode on this, Thunderballers. Did Sean Connery's James Bond return in the 1996 Michael Bay film The Rock? If he did, he's using the codename John Mason (or "Mashon"), and he was caught smhuggling the truth about JFK, Roswell and who knows what else out of America. Getting imprisoned in Alcatraz makes him the guide of its secret passageways as Nicolas Cage tries to defuse chemical weapons and moderate the volume of his voice. Richard is less than impressed with certain stereotypes and patriotic militarism. He's even less impressed with Jonathan rapping the theme song to Kenan & Kel. On the whole, they agree this movie is much more enjoyable and better-written than they were expecting from a Michael Bay film.