Breaking Mayberry

There once was a sad man named LimpetHis goldfish - he wanted to pimp itAnd then he got his wishTo have sex with a fishFinally using his weak little shrimp bits.There once was an actor named Knotts.For fishes, he did have the hots."Fuck you, Andy" he said"I'll make movies instead"So he made this dumb garbage that rots.This movie has a guy who's named Stickle.Which everyone mistakes for "Pickle."The writers thought "This is funny""This is somehow worth money!"Yeah man, you're like Don fucking Rickles.There were two co-hosts, Dan and MartyWho wanted a season-end party.But instead they got this"It's A Man! It's A Fish!"So the season ends on a wet fart-y.Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalkyEnd Music: "Off Season Blues" by Brother's Rye: https://brothersrye.com/Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: www.twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook www.facebook.com/BreakingMayberry/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/breakingmayberry/or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail.comMarty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Schne