Not Another X-files Podcast Podcast

We welcome back our friend Georgia, and we introduce Hank, the youngest Not Another X-Files Podcast Podcast listener ever! You may remember that Georgia was pregnant with Hank during her last appearance, and we were so happy to have them join us again. In this episode, we discuss Rocky Flats (and find out when Vanessa's birthday is!) and life lessons to be learned from the X-Files. In true NAXFPP fashion, the episode sidetracks into general X-files tangents, but you don't want to miss them. Hear Georgia's story of her embarrassing encounter with an X-Files actor, and Minnesota Housewife reviews!   Special thanks to Jackson Beatz for letting us use his track for our closing song! Check it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnrfFiqNrRU

It's the "toofer" from an X-Phile's dream! This week Vanessa and Carolyn tackle Kaddish and Unrequited in a two-for-one deal that you can't pass up, even if you are a corpse brought back from the dead by your one true love. All your favorite segments plus the girls dive into the burning questions YOU want answered! How many trombones joined the big parade? Are zombies the new vampires as far as hotness goes? Can we figure out how and why Marita talks like, uh, like this? If you love something should you let it go, especially if it's dead, sweetie, honey, baby? Want extras and perks? Check out our Patreon! 

This episode was recorded during the last week of school before the holiday break, so Carolyn and Amanda are absent. However, Vanessa is joined by a worthy guest, Alicen, self-described as the human blooper! Alicen shares her screenwriting knowledge, shocks Vanessa with a deleted scene, and temporarily takes Carolyn's place as Shipper Queen. The girls break down the episode's Scully-logues and explore whether or not there is a parallel between aliens and cancer. Make sure to listen for what makes Alicen "ragey" about the X-Files! Have you seen our Patreon page? Check it out here: www.patreon.com/notanotherxfpod Perks include snail mail, sneak peeks of episodes, and bloopers!  

Amanda really wants this episode to be called our "Holiday Spooktacular," but we've settled for "Holiday Special." Join us as we sing X-Files carols, then go on a shroom trip with Lily Tomlin. You'll get a Yelp review of the ghostly mansion, a psychoanalysis of Mulder, an NAXFPP gift exchange, and find out why Carolyn is a grinch!    Happy Holidays from all of us at NAXFPP, and happy new year!

This week, we get Scully-centric. Carolyn turns everything into shipping, Amanda makes herself hungry talking about Internet cookies, and Vanessa gives us an audio tour of her tattoos. Hear how the girls think Scully would decorate her office and even what kind of food she'd eat on her breaks! There will "Never Again" be an episode this fun. (At least, not one about this X-Files episode!) Next week, look out for our holiday special!

Two words: El Chupacabra. The truth is in here.

You can "Betts" your bottom dollar that this episode will entertain you! With dangerous levels of punnery, the nature of cancer, and X-Files family conversions, you won't want to miss it. Listen for a 90s Moment that turns into a major tangent - but if you grew up in the 90s, you'll take a long stroll down memory lane!   Closing music by Eric Matyas.  

Be still our fragile paper (well, little girl nightgown) hearts! Join Carolyn, Vanessa, and special guest Alicen as they delve into a dream in this delicate episode. Our ladies talk childhood trauma at the hands of CS Lewis, premonitions, and Mulder's psychology (we  - and he - might be crazy). Listen for fan-favourite segment The Shipping Report, and watch out for Alicen's Scully confession!

This week, Vanessa and Carolyn tackle two episodes in one! Vanessa grosses Carolyn out with a parasitic horror story. The black oil just slips out of the girls' grasp as they once again attempt to figure out what the heck it is and how it functions. Russian cowboys, the ice age, and awkward caveman jokes worm their way into this episode as well. Listen to the end for a surprise "guest" appearance!  

This week we have some amusing musings of our own! Vanessa welcomes back an awesome co-host, Heidi for some talk on the cigarette smoking man and the wild world of writing. Our ladies answer all the questions you have about CSM, his writing style, his barber preferences! All this and some insights into publishing rejection from our author guest! What does the Cigarette Smoking Man give for Christmas? A can, sir!  Looking for some cool reading to warm you up this winter? Check out the book our guest, Heidi Bleackley, wrote! Her novel "Sleep Over" will be released soon from Sky Horse Publishing! 

Vanessa and special guest Heidi (author of "Sleep Over," coming soon from Skyhorse Publishing) chat about witches, pentagrams, and bathtubs full of blood (oh my!) in this minisode. 

Join us for some soul-searching this week! Amanda, Carolyn, and Vanessa dive deep into the subject of souls, soulmates, and past lives. Trigger warning: We talk about murder when we talk about past lives, and we talk about the Jonestown mass suicides. But we promise, it's not a downer of an episode and we still manage to make it fun!

X-Files Monster of the Week Episodes giving you some unrest? The truth is in here! This week we take on a howler of an ep! While Vanessa has a few German opinions, Carolyn wonders if "ghost pictures" are real. All this and all your favorite segments! Don't miss an Around Vancouver that causes one podcaster to shriek with delight and the XF Slenderman cameo you might have missed! [Editors note: there may or may not be some slight spoilers from the second season of The Walking Dead, you have been warned!] Ending music by Jackson Beatz. Check out the YouTube channel here for some awesome tracks!

Welcome to our very first minisode! Carolyn and Vanessa tackle race and shipping all in one mini episode! 

Welcome to NAXFPP's Halloween Spooktacular! Warning: download at your own risk, this is our spookieset episode yet! This week we tackle the episode too gory for network TV! We have cults, ghosts, incest, and Around Vancouver: Halloween Edition. All this and shipping, spooky music, and the girls even throw in their own scary stories and wonder about the Peacock family tree. Don't listen with the lights off, hold your blanket and your teddy bear close, and remember: don't join a cult or marry your sibling!

Welcome to season four, Phile-folk! Let Carolyn and Vanessa guide you through the season four premiere, complete with singing! The girls give a farewell to an informant, welcome a new informant, peer into the shadow of the shadowy syndicate, and even go down a mine! All this and shipping, diaries, and all those buzzing bees!  Ending music by Jackson Beatz. Check out the YouTube channel here for some awesome tracks!

It's that time again! Season 3, the season that never seemed to end, has come to a close. Amanda presents a SUPER season recap, Carolyn belts some podcasting memories, and Vanessa delivers a 90s shout out! The girls also play a guessing game and, let's be honest, laugh a LOT. Thanks for sticking with us through 3 seasons! We're taking a short release break between season 3 and 4, but we'll be back on the 20th of October with "Herrenvolk!" As always, please check us out on Patreon for some fun perks! www.patreon.com/notanotherxfpod

Come on over to our podcast! This week we welcome back fan favorite Georgia, who helps Carolyn and Vanessa end season three on the right note! Join us as we talk way too much about lamps, muse over X's wildlife photography skills, and struggle to pronounce the name of a small, coastal town in Rhode Island. Also, don't miss the return of middle-aged mom reviews, and a new segment on Long Island housewives!  Featuring The X-Files Theme DJ Spooky Techno Remix 

You will download this episode. You will listen to this episode. You will love this episode. Like our attempt at subliminal messaging? We're obviously not as good as those cable guys... This week, Amanda and Vanessa discuss Wetwired, and cover loads of topics such as communication theory, subliminal messaging, advertising, and more. Also find out why Vanessa is a horrible Phile! SPOILER ALERT! From 12:48-14:03 TRIGGER WARNING! A discussion of child abuse from 31:20-31:40.   Ending music by Eric Matyas

The girls find themselves in a quagmire as they discuss this episode of the same name! Puns about Moby Dick (it's not what you think) and a legendary British Columbia lake monster come to the surface, as well as the popular segments "Science With Amanda" and "Around Vancouver." We also say good-bye to Queequeg, our favourite orange fluff ball. The moral of the episode is clear: "Don't lick frogs." And we apologize in advance to any cryptozoologists who may be listening...   Ending music by Jackson Beatz. Check out the YouTube channel here for some awesome tracks!