What The Folklore?

The threads of the Fairy Tale Mythos become further interwoven as we take some big leaps in logic to try to get Immortal Bony into as many stories as possible. But it does paint an awfully pretty picture. This week we're reading "The Golden Apples and the Nine Peahens." Cricket’s Opening Remarks, #followthefunny, A Dance of Sex Without Any Dress, Rebellious Apples, A Witch on Retainer, The Hair Olympics, A Whistle That Makes Edison Go to Sleep, Prince Bloodmancer, Keeping Up With the Khans, Johnny Appleswag If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Excerpts of unused material from episode 96 of "What the Folklore?", wherein we catch Pokemon fever!! (Not to be confused with Pokerus) If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Tyler and Gordie are back in control of the Fairy Tale express, and have steered her into strange waters with a story that really doesn't pan out in the end. But at least they're focused on what really matters in life: dunks, as we read "Blockhead Hans." Suggested talking points: loose tenderloins, dunkdunk, donkey donuts, shoe-turkey, a bird's natural jellies, cranblasted, Baron Sorkin, bucket sofa paper, Tilda Swinton library card, Shrek endings, the Trunchbull defense, Patton Oswalt ant golem If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

This week we're revisiting our very first story, to take a look at some crucial details that were overlooked. Madame d'Aulnoy strikes again. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

You can put your minds at ease, Gordie got his 2DS, and we'll all be there together for its Maiden Voyage. A little less importantly, we might have hit on a complex, tangled web of lies and betrayal surrounding fairies and giants that spans the entire of the known folklore universe. Mario Kart is pretty fun though. Our story this week is a version of "Jack and the Beanstalk". Suggested talking points: Blasted Husk of “Rome II,” 2DS Therapy, Joke Scraps, Soft-Serve Cow, Mario Taught Us Well, Child-Based Economy, The Luxury of Breastfeeding, Shyamalan Half-Chub, Chicken Kiln, Fairy Beanstalk Investigator, Opening the Murder Door If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

So, this Ramble is a little unorthodox and may be mostly un-funny, but in our defense, it wasn't a very funny week. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We have an extra meaty episode this week to make up for last week, so dig into a hefty, weird, nutso story called "The Maiden With the Rose On Her Forehead" that underutilizes the best character: the Cherryman. This episode was sponsored and produced by Jenna Steigerwalt, thank you Jenna! Suggested talking points: Country renamer, thank you Doug, PH/PU test, Carmen Sandiego origin, angler fish rose, the Cherryman, box girl for marriage, Bongo the Hedgehog, Greg the Frosted Cereal Cat, pure uncut Frollo, asl for Dryads, dorm pranks, 2DS deals If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Tyler has a TV pitch for us this week, about the quest to find the true meaning of the Ever-Jack, and we're going to hone this idea to perfection. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Halloween is almost here! Enjoy a spookyish collection of short folk tales. Suggested talking points: Halloween Participation Award, Trick or Treat Patch Notes, Little Chore Monsters, Wicked Witch Watchlist, Porklighting, Icky Swimming Corncob, “And Her Ghost Business, Plentiful,” Casper The Unemployed Ghost, A Breastfeeding Car Wash, Gallows Gachapon , Cricket Abstains If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Excerpts of unused material from episode 92 of "What the Folklore?", wherein we "Make Oz Great Again" If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Tyler and Gordie's power has once again been taken away by a listener who suggested "The Golden Crab." It's been a tough week for us, there are a lot of outstanding questions, there's a dog and a man and a long diversion at the end. Come join the party! Suggested talking points: Lore-Oozers, Midas' questing finger, most woke king, knife crabs, musings on Disney kings, a crisis of species, Sebastian the race traitor, Tom Bombadil Unplugged, the scripting error dog, the most patriotic episode, the most senseless tale If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

In this week's ramblecast, we consider our place in the Bearenstein/Bearenstain multiverse, steal some animal powers, and make some suggestions to improve Apple's demonstrations. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We might have our worst main character yet this week, a fun mix of an extremely petulant child, and general uncaring incompetent adult. He's also "The King of Waterfalls", which is the title of our story, but there are no waterfalls in this story. Go figure. Suggested talking points: What the Yolklore, The Eggman, The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Stupid River, Manic Pixie Crop Head, 1v1 Four Square, “Get Dunked On, Grugak,” This is Libel, Clooney’s Hooves, A Crack Commando Unit, New Animal Tech If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Excerpts of unused material from episode 90 of "What the Folklore?", wherein we check in on Bizzaro Gordie, brah, retool the Onesie, and figure out what to do with ALL THIS CORDUROY! If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Some weeks you just don't want to talk about the story much: in this case "The Girl Without Hands." It could be because it's full of a cast of characters resignedly going through the motions of the plot, or because you've hit on some great folklore themed party games, and developed certain suspicions about the children's toy Mr. Bucket. Suggested talking points: survival of the shittest, the secret of chalk outlines, make America chalk again, projectile tears, the easiest counterhack in history, Vespert Grimm, folklore party games, Mr. Bucket Sex Party, chalky tears water, bluegrass magicians If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

In this week's ramblecast, our team of experts joins minds to improve and combine the sports curling, hockey, scuba diving, and a little bit of vaping thrown in. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

This week's episode about the story "Golden Hair" is half story, half game show as contestants Gordie and Tyler bid against each other to get their way during the show and discussion. Immortal Bony resurfaces, and the inner cruelties of man are all exposed. Lost Episode ARG, Cutthroat Folklore, White Snake, KingCon 2016, Like a Gusher but Poison, Snake Pâté, Owl Gang Wars, King Midas’ Resume (alternatively Hair Salon, Bony Begins, TerraMan, #duneisloveduneislife, Backyard Independence, The Once and Future Bony If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Excerpts of unused material from episode 88 of "What the Folklore?", wherein we check in with the Animal News Team, open up competing airports, and create modular Ikea bodies. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Tyler had to make several chicken-related puns to get us through "The Three Sisters Who Were Entrapped Into a Mountain." It's a wasteland out there kids. Don't go alone. Suggested talking points: What the Hoaxlore, tired of farmers, touch fuzzy get dizzy, transcendent fries, how many rot, henoirs, 3 ditch-women move to the big city, very jangly fish, hen pimping If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Go on a walk down memory lane with us as we reminisce about the Search Engines of Old! Guess what's still around? Dogpile. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.