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Hi lovers! This week I'm chatting about Masturbation! Discussing Donuts! Re-Reading Jackie Collins! and having way more fun than you can imagine Have a story you want talked about? jessisratchet@gmail.com VENMO - @jess-wood-10 PAY PAL - @wood382 CASH APP - @getjesswood

Hey it's your pal Jess and this week is all about being LEGENDARY! Come and serve some face with me! Also talking Feels For Fathers Day. AND?As always sending tons of love your way. xoxoxo Jess  Want me to discuss a particular topic? jessisratchet@gmail.com Feelin Frisky?$ VENMO- @jess-wood-10 PAYPAL- @wood382 CASH APP- @getjesswood

Hey, it's your pal Jess! This week I take ya back to a pick up story from 2020, Present Pride in my Panic Attacks, Cliff Dwellings, Petroglyphs and much more fun, true, stories. PATREON - @getwood69 VENMO - @Jess-Wood-10 PayPal - @Wood382

Hey Lovers, it's your pal Jess Wood with another hilarious and true story-filled show! This week I'm tellin ya: My Potty Training! I Don't Test Well! Men with Big Sticks and more hilarity than you can shake a stick at. Thanks to everyone for listening, and especially those who help support the show with their generosity!  VENMO @Jess-Wood-10  PayPal @Wood382 Cash App @getjesswood PATREON MEMBERSHIPS @getwood69 xoxoxox Jess

Hey it's your best gal pal Jess! Sadly Mercury Retrograde interfered with my IG LIVE, but HOORAY for the audio here!!! This week I discuss: Am I High Maintenance? Used Car Sales! Who Needs A Job? "Basically" needs to GO! and more funny for your bones. VENMO @Jess-Wood-10 PAYPAL @Wood382 PATREON @getwood69 Love y'all C. U. Next. Tues xoxoxo

Hey it's your pal Jess, this week I'm talkin' Albuquerque Authenticity! RIP Paul Mooney! Vegan Lunchtime with the Bees and more funny & true tales! VENMO @Jess-Wood-10 PAYPAL @wood382 PATREON @getwood69

This week I get "Stormy with a chance of Laughter" Blacksploitation Wind Gusts! Too Scared 2B A DOM! My Review of the new Ang' Jol' movie! Blower Dudes! and more VENMO- @Jess-Wood-10 PAYPAL- @Wood382 PATREON- @getwood69

This week is all about seXXX. Everyone's having it but ME!! Hummingbird Hummers! Midwestern Sex Cats! Who Is Vi? and more fun true stories!!

Hey I'm comic Jess Wood and I'm excited for you to hear my show!! It's a hilarious audio diary about my experiences...This week I talk smoking too much PCP, my sweet lil cat Yama RIP, a bit on my sex ed documentary and all the real talk you could want. 

What a great time I had this week telling y'all stories about: My Italian Gambler bf, my Puerto Rican hooker neighbor, RIP to Rappers we loved...and much more fun, silliness, enlightenment and even a lil tear drop. 

It's a 420 Special and I'm telling stories about being "raised" by hippies and smoking weed at single digit ages...Also Bonghit Teen-Training, Hey Love, you want heroin? And more fun true stories from your pal Jess Wood xox

Jess Wood is back this week and she wants ya to know, she's NO MILF. No kids=No M...More of an LILF- Ima "Lady" thank you! Meow Wolf was an adventure not only in art, but in being around other humans! Can't Hustle This White Lady! Bedrooms facing Playgrounds and much more fun.

Jess Wood is Get Wood and she's taking you through her week of hilarious stories: Yelling at PP Protesters! Mama Hates Kids! Boobs Mushed and plenty more fun!

Jess Wood is Get Wood and she's bringing you all her wild stories from the week: Control Issues! Abort, amoure, Minnesota Stop It! and more...

A wild week filled with Planned Parenthood! Songs So Stuck....muthafucka! New Prison Lights Outside! and more funny shiz

I've got your hilarious 2020 Breakdown right hurrr...QuarQuar Tattoos! Sox 4 Cigs? St. Pap'pys Day! Are You White? and much more to entertain ya.

Hey I'm Jess Wood and these are a few hilarious and real stories from my week: ABQArtwalk Fun! Gotta Ring on IT! Riding in NYC vs LA! Safety Third and more! Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 stories you'd like talked about- jessisratchet@gmail.com xoxo Jess

Jess Wood is Get Wood and she's bringing all her adventures from the week to you hilarious and uncensored: Golden Globe review! Who's My Daddy? 1 Year of Quar! and more... stories/questions- jessisratchet@gmail.com

Jess Wood, comic/storyteller brings you with her this week on more adventures...Oz was More Than We Think! Only A Year? What is White Culture?

Jess Wood is Get Wood and this week she's taking you on more fun adventures: New Orleans in the Before Times! Leguzamo Gets It! Teeth Reviews! Valentines Barbershop and more!