Off The Hook Radio

Hilly near death coughing fit. New Mac & Cheese commercials are kinky- we like! High tech comes to the bedroom and could be addicting… and more stuff you just dont hear elsewhere. Closed with new Amelia Eisenhauer original song. Enjoy the pod:  

Off the Hook Radio celebrated the NY kids from Slim’s hometown being world champs; the NFL being OK with an FU to our flag but NO tribute to fallen police. Facebook is tracking you and we told you how to find what they know! And our official stance on beaches and Shakespeare is “Free the […]

Nick who releases album. Facebook algorithm thwarts Zip Cankles post. The FDA is up your butt. Sex dolls will love you if the red van wont? And William Hung still the funniest Idol of all time! Dont listen to the pod LJ! For the rest of you, enjoy:  

Off the Hook Radio had kudos for the American female athletes in Rio but the non-swimmer men need to step it up. And Brazil’s Best Booty contest is WAY to big for us. The No Fun League starts soon but will Roger Il Duce Goodell suspend everyone before it starts? he seems to want to. […]

Off the Hook Radio celebrated the US Olympic team and especially our woman who are kicking butt. Pokemon deaths and lawsuits. Vacationers in Afghanistan shocked they were attacked (no cure for stupid) and Hilly’s health. Diazepam for everyone! The Pod:  

Off the Hook Radio brought you all the fun news you missed this week. Pokemon and Bieber fans assume room temperature. Olympics are coming- OTHR wants to know if there are aerodynamic hijabs. Pope tells kids to get off their butts and if your wife keeps filling your coffee cup she is trying to tell […]

The DNC scandal shocked Off the Hook! An email problem? Say it aint so Hilly! Well of course she immediately hired the main offender. Pokemon funnies; Menopause reversal- Maybe NOT a good idea? Plus more goofy crap. the Pod:  

Donald Trump Makes Me Wanna Smoke what?? New song at the top. #FeeltheJohnson prolly wont work for the Libertarian candidate. Fart for Hilly coming next week. We tried to save Pokemon Slim. Old folks getting randy baby! Ewww? And maybe that seagull didnt just crap on your kid. The Pod:  

Off the Hook Radio lamented the news. And the hysteria that needs to go away. Eat an apple. Shake hands. Jail the bad cops- don’t shoot the good ones please. Pokemon craze breeds inventive crooks and Things more trusted than Hilly. Peace Y’all. The pod:  

Happy 4th from Off the Hook Radio! The entire broadcast is here on the pod. NYC denial, why peeps dont go out anymore, voters prefer a meteor strike to our candidates for president (seriously!), guns guns guns, and Polly saw a murder. Enjoy  

Off the Hook Radio is getting frustrated. Govt lies, media BS, and its always someone else’s fault. So Slim is getting his cannon license. Don’t eff with him you terrorists! HBO bringing Bot-Porn this fall and swinging in England is rather ewwww. The Pod:  

Off the Hook radio lamented the Orlando tragedy. And the politics. Dead Americans should be beyond effing political grandstanding, right? Stupid criminals abound and America should turn off the news and have more sex. Its healthy dammit! The Pod:  

Off the Hook Radio discovered DJ Slim is Prince’s adopted son! Playboy sold our splooge tour mansion to their neighbor who obviously stole our idea. Plus sex is healthy. Listen to the Pod to learn how! –  

Off the Hook Radio worked bringing you the news no one else dares to even on Memorial Day. While we honor our vets always and morn all who have passed we had to bring you young America’s take on this somber day. Ugh. Plus the whole story on the gorilla/child situation and Zip wants a […]

Off the Hook Radio was ready but no riots. Slim is not our friend but he is doing bangfit. Seven minutes a day is just NOT enough. And who lets these dogs out of counseling? Enjoy the pod:  

Busy week ahead! Off the Hook Radio wants you to enjoy Cinco De Mayo – eat all the Hellmans you want; the 6th is earthquake day; the 7th is Naked Gardening Day- send pictures because OTHR Cares! Careful buying chips after running long distances on your pot brownies? And Zip and CB are officially old. […]

Off the Hook Radio noticed Prince, Haile Selassie, and Franco are all… still dead. We discovered a new meaning for Bangors and Mash and all the nerds want to fire Britain’s new drone death-ray. Learn Clinton’s 5 phases of scandal too. Save Boaty McBoatface!! Here is the POD:  

Off the Hook Radio lamented Raymond’s mom assuming room temp. Boaty McBoatface clearly owes CB. Pastafarian persecution and more silly rights violations! Plus how to make a $Billion with A-cups! Enjoy the Pod:  

Off the Hook Radio survived Planet 9… for now! The guys want to get new jobs in Japan. We are WAY to smart to work for this Burger King- Story of the week! Knives dont kill… poopie does? And Germans take terrorism to the trash can in the men’s room. Have to hear why on […]

Off the Hook Radio had a bad day. Well, lotsa peeps did and it made us laugh. Does that make us bad people? Tough. We found the Sisters of the Herb, Vagina Beer, and the new iPhone gun. America. What a country! Here is the Pod: