Straight Up With Stassi

Stassi and The Toast's Jackie Oshry have A LOT in common. They both exist in the same podcast sphere, they love historical fiction books, tv shows, and films, Jackie's sister Claudia is super close with Stassi's bestie Taylor Strecker, AND they both had babies during the pandemic - but they've never actually met in real life!  In this episode, Stassi talks to Jackie about all the things she'd be interested in chatting about if they met IRL including the Royals, #TitanicTok, favorite period piece TV shows/films/books, Jackie's influence on Stassi becoming a reader, and being pregnant during COVID (plus postpartum body journeys). 

Stassi's first guest back on the podcast is none other than The Bitch Bible icon, Jackie Schimmel. Jackie was one of Stassi's favorite guests on SUWS, so they spend the first part of the episode catching up and reminiscing. Stassi and Jackie also discuss Jackie's #1 iTunes hit "Bitch", her very specific daily routine, and why you *don't* need to do it all to be successful.

After a 2+ year hiatus, Stassi Schroeder Clark is back with new episodes of Straight Up With Stassi! In this episode, Stassi brings her Khaleesis up to speed on what has been going on since her last episode aired in May 2020. She also talks about her new podcast structure and what everyone can expect moving forward. 

Taylor Strecker joins Stassi to let her know that she's actually happy to be living in Jersey. Stassi insists that Uber not remove the "No Talking" requests that passengers can make. Plus, they discuss current hot topics like: Could any couple possibly survive being quarantined in a studio apartment? Who's actually flying in the planes that go over us? Are there really people who HAVE TO eat massive amounts of food just to maintain their weight? And, Taylor goes off on the Something Navy drama! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi and Lala Kent answer fan questions during this quarantine check in. Lala shares the torture of her facial platelet injection, the drama of her past drop-kicking food fights with fiance Randall Emmett, and how Stassi might actually be Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka. Also, has lock-down stolen their collective Bridezilla Mojo? And Lala guesses which movie stars would play them if VPR was made into a movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Vanderpump Rules' Brittany Cartwright and Stassi talk about what they'll do the minute the lock down ends, how they're effectively managing Jax and Beau, and the pros and cons of a Zoom Birthday party. Plus Brittany dishes on the biggest misconception about her husband Jax Taylor, her favorite recipe to cook, decorating tips, and she FINALLY chooses which cast member of "Friends" is her all-time favorite. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the brink of losing her shit for real, Stassi hooks chats with Jackie Schimmel and calls her out for appearing to ACTUALLY be thriving during this pandemic and being an "undercover wellness junkie." Jackie responds by providing Stassi with her survival guide - a.k.a. what she does to delude herself ever day. Plus, is Jackie really triggered by birds and vomit? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi talks to Beau about getting her quarantine life together - The challenge of living with someone - Who’s supposed to do what and who’s always ticked off about it - and when does the sex actually happen. Plus, they discuss the details of the Engagement episode that just aired on VPR, including Beau’s take as the victim of Stassi’s infamous Dark Passenger moment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Real OG Katie Maloney joins Stassi from her Valley Quarantine HQ to discuss how she could possibly ramp up her fights with Tom to Stassi and Beau's Dark Passenger level. Plus, they get into the real drama behind the Witches of WeHo breakup on VPR. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi does a FaceTime podcast with Taylor trying to figure out what the hell they should talk about on a daily basis. What responsible "consistent" drinking is. The appropriate Quarantine stages of grief. How angry tweets can be OK. Plus, some RHOBH Tea and whether Stassi got secretly married. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi and Beau talk about "Stay at Home" challenges, like finding the motivation to do anything, doing a podcast from home with totally shitty Wifi. and how IG'ers posting pictures of themselves "thriving" makes Stassi's head explode.  Plus, they answer listener questions about the new home, the fate of the wedding and and behind the scenes of the date night you just watched on Vanderpump rules.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi and Beau answer some blunt and simple questions to measure whether their relationship can survive the COVID quarantine. Feel free to try this with you and your partner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi and Taylor Strecker connect remotely to discuss the harsh reality of dealing with the coronavirus quarantine. They chat about how forced free time isn’t as great as it seems - plus, daily motivation and mood issues, whether to actually get dressed, and how to feel like a human again. They also discuss Stassi's twitter feud with Kristen Doute after this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi and her fiance Beau are quarantined in their new house under the new COVID-19 "Safer at Home" restrictions and they have a lot of questions. They discuss how they learned they were being sent home from tour, the supplies that were most important for them to stock up on, and Stassi gives 10 tips to have the most basic quarantine.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi gets personal with her OG Kristina Kelly. They talk about how to start up a business, their current sex life status, answer a bunch of listener questions and so much more.​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi chats with Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine, of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast, about managing relationships, love, life and online dating. They also cover banging in public bathrooms and using nacho platters as a weapon. Plus, Stassi breaks out some listener questions about sex and relationships. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedy Central TV Exec, Playwright and Author, Tara Schuster, tells Stassi about the "rock bottom" moment that inspired new book, Buy Yourself The Fucking Lillies. They discuss Tara's writing process, the necessity of taking time to spoil yourself and daily journaling as a mandatory means of self care, and how it's possible to lift yourself from the "rock-bottom" moments in your life and find your version of "happy". Tara seemingly had it all together -- but underneath her veneer of success, she had to overcome being a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess -- owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. After drunk dialing her therapist on her 25th birthday, she knew she needed a wake up call. Buy Yourself The F*cking Lilies tells the story of Tara’s path to “re-parenting” herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships. Her aim for the book is to help people create a life they truly, totally f*cking LOVE. Learn mo

Stassi and Katie Maloney dissect Taylor Swift's new Netflix documentary "Miss Americana" and discuss how they relate to her story. They also talk about Jessica Simpson's new book!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stassi and Beau rate and review the J-Lo/Shakira Super Bowl Halftime show. Was it too much? Or was it too amazing? Plus Stassi sings and then works out a risqué portrait plan with Beau. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Congrats to the Bellas on their baby announcements! On this episode, Wrestling and Reality superstars Nikki and Brie Bella open up to Stassi about how they chose their career and life paths, including: surviving insults, harassment, broken bones and broken engagements. They also talk about their entrepreneurial endeavors and tease what's to co come - without fully giving Stassi the baby exclusive. It's OK, we forgive them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices