Heads Up. With Jeff And Sean

Hey Dude,Welcome to Heads Up with Jeff and Sean, the world’s leading seahorse fan cast. Giddy up as we start this episode “ball out” talking about early 2000s dating shows and stables. Take a knee as Jeff attempts to pander to Sean, which Sean obviously rejects immediately. Instead, Sean chooses to wade through the honest agony that is Kyle’s Click. Marvel at the pair’s inability to thoughtfully look back and reflect on a year of podcasting. Using such advanced tools as the internet, the guys move the conversation to the various catch phrases of Full House and ponder what their lives could have been like if they were friends with Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibbler) in real life. Then, listen as our duo knowingly eat PEZ from 2011, work through loading PEZ dispensers, and figure out the proper way to eat PEZ. We also discuss the best way PEZ can start marketing to adults. This episode packs a bigger bang than C4 tucked under your ding dong. So be ready for some controversial stances and please... have mercy!Talking

Hey! This episode is built like a shit brick house and we’re dropping it with the same force and intensity that flattened the Earth. We use every part of Kyle’s social media as Jeff plays social media psychiatrist. We’re popping off about Walter Disney’s The Sword in the Stone. This film plunges into the depths of what to do if you ever become an actual fish, explores the dangers of sexual assault in trees, and flies straight into a wizard battle. It’ll make you sick. Was Twix marketing a subversive plot to divide the western world or just extremely poor timing? Instead of forcing us to choose sides, they could have just highlighted how good they are for your teeth. We also promote the latest eggcellent diet trend with Sean’s Stone Age Ancestor diet. So start the episode now and learn all you can before your goose is cooked. Talking pointsHey!, out dated sheriffs, slam poetry, barking at the rain, evolution, flattened earthers, the invention of trash, shit houses, the year of heroin, social media psychiatrist

Episode Description:In this episode, we have our very first non-Bret special guest. The often hinted at, the occasionally mentioned, and the one time contended number one fan of Heads Up. with Jeff and Sean. It's Hollee! Sean may be Jeff's better half in podcasting, but Hollee is Jeff's better half in life. They share an apartment, they share a dog, and now they share a microphone. Our spirits soar higher than Jeff's childhood kite in his parent's front yard as we avoid our personal grievances and come up with Whole Foods’ next big thing. We discover the true story behind N.W.A.'s biggest hit. We also find that people "around the world" have forgotten about yo-yos. We need to "rock the baby" on this one! The yo-yo's reputation is barely hanging on. We need to bring it back before it falls "off-string." Stop "sleeping" on them. Get back on the yo-yo train before this trend comes "looping" back into fashion. "Walk the dog" to your nearest hobby shop and pick one up... or just wait for Jeff's yo-yo iPhone app...

Wake up from your government issued comas and get ready for Episode 20. Bret is back and he is full of plums and avocados. He might even have a new landlord. We’re talking the third and final movie in the Lord of the Rings trilogy -- The Return of the King. In a time before sandwiches, when close friends were really close, where orcs tire of harvesting lava, there are elves waiting to sail off to Heaven's Gate.We also take trips to Japan and Australia in the candy segment as we debate the fastest way to become a robot person. So don't just break off one or two of this episode's segments, bite right into the whole thing. If you do that you'll be sure to win, Kitto Katto!Talking Points:Middle school comas, ban strengthening unions, avocadon't, the reason for sandwiches, hot spaghetti, Elrond Hubbard, playing favorites, fake feminist agenda, "really" close friends, fat doesn't fade, top five essential spells, which king, micro chipping, DJ Fat Hobbit, accents, kitto katsu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f

We're coming in hot! Sean shares his favorite way to prepare pasta. Hear as Jeff battles his very own Shelob. Did you know Arachnophobia was a sequel to Charlotte's Web? This week we talk Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. We look at how the movie could have been improved by stealing from other movies. We cover it all -- from the stink of Aragorn, to Legolas lying to try to look cool, to Sam showing his true colors. We also go in depth into the sleepwear of elves. How did we not realize that there is someone in each movie that is tasting blood?! Then we "get the sensation" with some sick ass sick York Peppermint Patties and uncover the danger of ideas. Talking Points:Hit the ground sweating, Schrödinger's pasta, Game of Nerds, Spider Fight, Bumbleized Balrog, Air quoted, "We" are lost, Sam "the Shrew from the Shire" Gamgee, the scent of a man, Frederick's of Rivendell, minting great test results, Red (white and blue) flags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've been in our caves, but we're back, our hair parts are on point, and we've got some life hacks. In the war of science vs nature, will you choose a side? In this episode, we start on The Lord of the Rings series with The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. We cover Gandalf's diva behavior, the ring wraith's poor sense of direction and social skills, and we talk cast for the inevitable reboot. We also find out what kind of wizard Jeff would be based on what he has learned. After, things get a little Nutrageous in the candy section. Talking points:Accomplishments, Life hacks, Dr. Strangeplum or: how I learned to stop foraging and love the lab, sharktagon, splitting hairs, dank middle-earth, hoodlum, Martin, Samwise the Cramper, Penelope, trap doors, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like the Mona Lisa of the modern world we are out in the world and our cultural importance is a mystery. We cover the big topics; the secret society of animals, how to really make an entrance, the next billion dollar movie universe(Oh-yeah!), and Patrick Stewart's life as an actor. Witches, wizard what's the difference? We find out that a movie staring unsettling mouse muppets does not have the answers. Then we discover that conspiracy theories riddle the world of circus peanuts. Talking points: The secret life of pets, Dogtorate, smashing entrances, corporate mascot cinematic universe, Patrick the Steward, fully Mr. Beaned, Sean a life on canvas, Bird-Jeff, shaping minds, Circus of conspiracies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bust out your fidget spinners, tap into your inner millennial, and get ready for some of our signature banter. Put everything you think you know about bears on ice because you're going to learn some new "facts". Then we continue 2017, The Year of the Wizard, with a look into the Wizard of Oz. We uncover some shady business practices at the Gale farm and then dive into the gang-like border disputes of Oz. Mr. Goodbar's nuts foment chaos in the ranks. Talking Points:Millennial at heart; Muppet mini series; Jeff the Movie Describer; Mammals always win: oceanic edition; Polar bears on the spectrum; HARD water; Teen bites neighbor; Glinda's takeover Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get your DSL ready as we tackle the big issues like; what kind of internet access do astronauts have? If a tweet is posted on your behalf is it still yours? How much does Jeff know about Kim Kardashian West? We also tackle the final "film" in the Harry Potter series The Deathly Hallows Part 2. Harry Potter assembles a crew Danny Ocean style to break into a bank and they spend less time on it then they spend wandering in the wood in the previous movie. We ponder what an appropriate funeral would be for a house elf and what kind of magic their bones may contain. We also Skor some sweet candy. Talking Points:E.T. Tweet Home; Famously Blackberry; Blame the Old Wand Seller; Tough Guy on the Fly; "Lupin, Quote Thyself"; Hagrid Is Here Too!; Wormtail's Waifu; Cry 'Em Out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Preheat that oven, prepare your protein and vegetables, and join us as we get cooking with children's books that will give them a real feel for government and try to settle the age old question of what would win in a fight; a murder of tiny horses or a farm of ants. We get into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part: 1. An awkward dinner party, inviting half the wizarding world to your secret safe house for a wedding, and three high school drop outs trying to live out their favorite movie franchise in the woods. Then we snap into some Heath bars. Talking pointsTouch the Abs, Cotton Loafers, Tiny Horse in the Big Ant Farm, Look Who Came to Dinner and Won't Leave, Wall Street Serpents Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy howdy, we got some bucking broncos in this one, pardners. Sean really makes Jeff and Bret put the lotion in the basket in Kyle’s Click. March through that swamp to get to the sweet nougat within – we ‘analyze’ Harry Potter and the sixth Harry Potter movie, the Prince Years. Right off the bat, we get into some deep sacrilege. Clean your house with a spell! Did you know that all rats are into anime, and if you own a rat, they need a Heads Up-branded trilby right now. Oh, and hey – why IS young Harry Potter always covered in blood? Also we ate 100 Grand candy bars. TALKING POINTS: The Seduction of Slughorn, or, the Harry Honeytrap; “I know – I’ll solve my problem with drugs!”; Double Dog Dare Snape; Loveable Becker; Rumplestiltskin’s lesser known companion, Peter Naysayer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kyle’s Click gets us somewhere! Finally! It’s all coming home in this one, like the proverbial cows and dinners. Have we lost you already? Well, stick around for some cloaca talk – after another long discussion about the byzantine processes of law in the wizarding world. It’s time for some Order of the Phoenix – well, it’s time for the Order of the Phoenix to be briefly introduced, and then forgotten about until the end of the film. Can young upstart Voldemort change the tyranny of the Ministry? Or will he be foiled by the child-army of the terrorist Dumbledore, who seeks to overthrow the Ministry for his own, darker reasons? This episode is super stuffed with content – dip these salty boys in some milk and get masticating – it’s time for Heads Up. Talking points: Gun Ownership in the Neo-Apocalypse; Drone Strikes on the Soul; We Don’t Need No Education (Even If It’s to Learn Reality-Changing Magic); YOUR FATHER WAS A SWINE; Bellatrix/Bella-kickflips; Fuckin’ Millennials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac

We dip our little toes into the behind the scenes of the podcast – for instance, how do we look at Twitter? Top down, or oldest to newest? Don’t worry about that nonsense, though – we loaded this ep with some more excellent Harry Potter discussions. Wizard cops? Total shit. But Wizard Police Academy? Now we’re cooking with magic! Elves are slaves, people are prizes, and ghosts are peepin’ your doinkers in this super cool film, and we got the hot scoop. Dump your memories in a bowl and see if you can find the DARE program, because we wrap up with a weird, out-of-place, anti-drug message. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Head Boy Jeff and Supreme Justice Sean continue their weary march into the Harry Potter films. Jeff lays down some sweet pen eraser jokes. Stella gets a formal introduction. And what’s this? Does Kyle’s Click gets a whole new musical intro? Whoaaaaaaaa, no it’s a fake out, don’t worry. The segment is still…whatever it is. Topics of Conversation: Puddle of Fish, The Search for Kyle’s Soulmate, Buckbeak Gets a Trial, Clash of Grandmothers. Eat your candy hearts out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wizard Year 2017 continues with Harry Potter 2: Snake Stuff. Is Harry Potter actually Lord Voldemort, a la Fight Club? Does Hagrid try to get Harry Potter killed? Just what kind of judicial system do these wizards have, anyway? The threads of Dumbledore’s plot are becoming more tangled, but we sort it out for you. Come along for a magical train ride, if some stupid elf doesn’t lock you out. Elves – always jerks. (And, in keeping with Bret and Jeff’s obsession with the love lives of pre-teens, they pitch a new podcast, Potter After Dark. Buncha pervos in this one, dawwwwgs.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2017 is the Year of the Wizard, everyone knows that. Yeah, you didn't ask for it, but that's how magic works. Most of this year we're going to be getting into some eldritch magics, examining the questions we all must face at one point or another: what does it mean to be a wizard? We're starting off with some deceptively labeled "children's entertainment" in the form of Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Stone (the film). Did you know Hagrid labors under an enchantment of mind-control? That Harry Potter is a loaded gun, ready to unload at the slightest provocation? That the Houses of the school are a dystopian method of societal control? We get into some quidditch nonsense too. Join us for some arcanum obscura while we expose the dark designs behind every action in Hogwart's hallowed halls. Welcome to wizard middle school. Hope you have life insurance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sure, it’s a self-conscious intro – our most self-conscious yet! – but just wait until you hear these potential accusations about Ryan Seacrest. We’re not saying he’s a vampire, but we will unless he denies it first. Hashtag attack-cast. Then there’s some wizard talk. In fact, Jeff just can’t let go of this wizard talk. Sean is done with it before it starts, but he’s all wrong, because we get to be Saved by the Wizard up in here. We get into some serious questions in this one, buddies: What’s the evite situation with vampires? Why couldn’t Voldemort become principal of a high school? Why are Swedish Fish Oreos the worst possible Oreos? Put on your wizard hat and robes, grab your magic staff, and let’s get sorcerous. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our first guest: photographer and professional bodybuilder Bret Woodard! We treat him to some good old Massachusetts hospitality - we taunt and mock him and generally treat him poorly. I hope you like sound effects, because Bret teaches Jeff how to edit, and he also takes on the disabled. Don't worry, we get to some solid advice in this one too - how do you know your Facebook post is good? What makes a nerd? Also there's a list of parks Jeff once visited, which of course is riveting. Don't forget to stay tuned for AuntWatch 2016. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys really take the music industry to task on this one. Jeff went on vacation, and he sure has some stories to tell. Apologies for Sean’s audio quality. There’s some nonsense about the manticore that rules the Isle of Misfit Toys before we get to the low-down on Swedish fish. Load up some trash music and get ready to send email from Jon Bon Jovi’s email service – it’s the Christmas episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys get into some deep convos here. No shallow end in sight. Blow the whistle, 'cause free swim is over, and it's time for the pros to take the stage - or, uh, the pool. Is voting important? Was Marty McFly really the hero of Back to the Future? Do burgers count as sandwiches? Yes, no, and no! I just saved you an hour of your time. You're welcome. And don't forget to look for the hottest, most trademark-violating game of 2017, Settlers of Catandyland - in stores never. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.