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The Adventures of Quack Master and the Purse Horse, the Pirate Alphabet, and Body Switching S1 E14     00:19:41 Episode Summary That one question we all must one day face. Would you rather a horse sized duck or a duck sized horse? Then a pirate comes and teaches us the secrets of the anchient pirate alphabet. All new, cutting edge, technology enables the conciseness of your dying loved ones to now be, safely, transferred to a donor body. But is this really a good thing or the prelude to a sci-fi horror story of biblical proportions? And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, men being boyish, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Andrew Bush and Shawn Random Music theme provided by Switch It Up - Silent Partner "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Written By Monte Marshall VOICE ACTOR - James Hoefling "The Pirate Alphabet" ANNOUNCER - Eric Schinzer PIRATE - Wesley Hied Back

What it's like in a Stripclub, The Internal Dept. of Window Blinds, and the Galactic Zoo S1 E12     00:20:07 Episode Summary Join us for a virtual walking tour of a dirty strip club and the debauchery found their in. Followed by a government agency making public edicts on we should be living our lives. Finally later Andrew is abducted by aliens and put on display in a galactic Zoo. A lifestyle he surprisingly flourishes in. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, laugh out loud, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Andrew Bush and Shawn Random Music theme provided by Huma-Huma - Crimson Fly "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor - Jess Bernal "The Internal Dept. Of Window Blinds" ANNOUNCER - Andrew Bush SPEAKER - Shawn Random Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Mus [Non Copyrighted Music] Savfk - Fo

A Long Awkward Hug, Porn Star Fun Facts: Animals, And the $30 Juice S1 E11     00:20:04 Episode Summary We begin to days adventure with the high flying dynamics and mind bending physics involved in receiving an uninvited, and unwelcome, awkward hug. We are once again visited by the knowledgeable Porn stars who share what they know about animals. Then who spend $30 on Juice! Not magic juice, not rare or special juice, just you know juice. How is this place still in business? I'll tell you, Andrew spends money there. Hear for yourself as Andrew attempts to justify why he chose to purchased juice for $30. As opposed to just burning the money for warmth like the rest of us do. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Andrew Bush and Shawn Random Music theme provided by Nicolai Heidlas Music - Colorful Spots "Porn Star Fun Facts - Sexy

Animal Sex, a Flying Horse, And the Heli-Bar Salad Copter S1 E10     00:20:06 Episode Summary Today we learn so much, did you know that Dolphins do it missionary style, among other useful tidbits of obscure knowledge. An innocent little girl offends a racially inspired flying horse to unload his pent up feelings off on a child in public. Hey are you tired of constantly have to chop up all those fruits and vegetables. Can’t we just save time and use a helicopter? Now thanks to the newest innovation in food to plate technology you can. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, privately giggling to oneself, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bush Music theme provided by True Love - Silent Partner "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Written by - Eric Anderson Voice Actor - Joe Spenc "Flying Horse " HORSE - Petri Byrd LITTLE GIRL - Teru Hara Backgro

the Dick Laughing Karens, Soggy Boxes, And the Waffle Guy S1 E9     00:20:32 Episode Summary Remember that girl that laughed at your junk, in my case her name was Karen. Their has been an accident “It” has been cut, clean off. But we can replace “It”. We can make "It" better, stronger, faster. Soon thereafter questionable salesmen, Sam and Sal, sell you something you really don’t want. Followed by a glorious display of improvisational talent and Storytelling skills. After listening in you too will know the pure joy it is to be the waffle guy. On his first day of work at the waffle house. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bush Music theme provided by Vibe Tracks - About That Oldie "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor - Mimi Rose "Soggy Boxes " SAM SLUGWELL - Andrew Bush SAL SLUGWELL - Shawn Ran

Radio voice Guy, the Order of Intentionality, and Andrew takes the Bus S1 E8     00:17:40 Episode Summary For the briefest of moments the hosts are possessed by radio DJ's from the early 90's. Porn Sound effects, are surprisingly not very porn themed. Followed by a psychological breakdown of the process known as the order of intentionality, when applied to spreading ugly rumors about those you know and love. Then a cookie baking Grandma on a D hunt inspires a new match making service. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bush Music theme provided by Hang for Days - Silent Partner "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor - Samarah Mansure "the Order of intentionality " ANNOUNCER #1 - Mike Ferguson ANNOUNCER #2 - Joe Spence VOICE #1 - Ariel Thompson VOICE #2 - james Hoefling VOICE #3 - Bryan ten Bosch

RandomBush Presents - the Little Green Triangle that could. 00:35:39 This an extra special episode "Little Green Triangle" Is a hybrid blend of comedy conversation, Improv comedy, and Story telling techniques. It's a whimsical, and funny, joy ride into the world of a struggling geometric farm and it's questionable run in with the seedy underworld of shape fighting. This is an extended conversation. It was just too long to fit in our format. And yet it was just too good not to share it with you. RandomBush: the Stand up Sketch Conversation Comedy Podcast

The Haunted Hayride to Humour, the 5 Stages of Grief when 1 Loses their Car, And the Ocean Cockroach S1 E7     00:20:00 Episode Summary It all starts with a perilous journey on a haunted hay ride. We explore the full psychological experience of loosing your car in a busy, crowded, parking lot. Later our hosts discuss the virtues of the delicious ocean cockroach (aka Lobster). And an Easter eggs (the only actual Easter egg is THIS actual mention of an Easter egg. So one could say it is a meta Easter egg. But that doesn’t make it any less of an Easter egg by any measure. You go and do you unconventional meta Easter egg. The RandomBush supports you.) And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bush Music theme provided by Say Yeah - Topher Mohr and Alex Elena "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor -Samantha

High on Farts, Captain Duck, and the Sequence Man S1 E6     00:19:14 Episode Summary Would you take a magic pill that makes your farts smell good? What if it got you high (the fart, not the pill)? Today your risking your life, defying gravity, despite your fears and reservations you are getting on an airplane. And piloting that airplane is a duck. Not an metamorphic anthropomorphism duck. Just a regular old, eat bread in the park, kind of Duck - Good luck with that. Shawn gets harassed by beautiful women on the streets of LA. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, hi jinks, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bush Music theme provided by Behind Closed Doors - Otis McDonald "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor - John Paul Sutliff "Capt. Duck" CAPTIAN'S TRANSLATOR - Stu Chaiken FLIGHT ATTENDENT - Hanna Gansen PASSENGER - Seth Hill Bac

Blow your Dad, Seal team 6... Teen ?, Her, Her Mother, and my Virginity S1 E5     00:22:59 Episode Summary Would you rather scoop your eye out with a rusty spoon or blow your Dad? coming to a theater near you a collection of somewhat inapropriate roles filled by teeny bob pop stars. This will make a lot of money and offend everyone. And the daring tale of a young man, loosing his virginity, in front of her mother, Yeah you read that right. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, antics, the joy of the game, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bush Music theme provided by Get Back - Silent Partner "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor - Samarah Mansure "Seal team 6... Teen ?" ANNOUNCER -Mike Ferguson ZEPHER WINDELHELM - Tommy Carson JONAS COLA - Efren Ramirez ARIANA BACULACALACAVITCH - Laura Lee Walsh CODY TAYLOR - Andrew Bushwitz TAYLOR MAX -

RandomBush Presents Is an off schedual production. Fear not, the  RandomBush: a Stand up Sketch Conversation Comedy Podcast, will continue to be released weekly. Every once and a while though we are going to releae one of these. Andrew Bush and Shawn Random are active creative hollywood types. They are currently ankle deep in a project that may be the next big thing, or could never see the light of day. Either way they are standing in it as we speak. RandomBush Presents is an oportunity for them to show you what ells they may be working on.  For instance this episode is entitled "Sitcom" This is an odd 3 part comedy sketch that Shawn wrote and created as an audio play. It pokes fun at the modern convention and cleches found their in of television sitcoms. So sit back, relax, think about your favorite TGIF show from your childhood. Then enjoy this. RandomBushPresents - Sitcom 00:32:21  Written and Crafted by Shawn Random “Sitcom” MOM - Alexandria Delgado DAD - John Paul Sutliff BOBBY - Jeffrey Hartman HANNA -

the Crime Spider of Shame, Herpies Monkey, and the Baby with no Nation S1 E4     00:20:35 Episode Summary A crime has been committed and we unfold all the true crime lurid details. In other news be on the look out their is a sex crazed monkey, fueled by drugs and alcohol, his charms are impossible to refuse by attractive young woman, and that is just the way he likes it. Do you know the Baby with no nation? You had better sleep with one eye open because he knows you. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and Performed By your host's Shawn Random and Andrew Bush Music theme provided by TOP 10 Funky Music "Herpies Monkey" WOMAN #1 - Erica Moore WOMAN #2 - Jess Bernal WOMAN #3 - Mariyetta Arutyunya ANGRY LADY - Hanna Gansen ANNOUNCER -Mike Ferguson Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Mus [Non Copyri

Sandman Soundcheck, Porn Star Fun Facts: Presidents, and Jacked in the Box S1 E3     00:22:30 Episode Summary Don't fall asleep, the Sandman's coming for you.We have porn stars on the show today, highly educated pornstars share their knowlage about the former presidents of the united states of America. And the new sensation in health and body modification is here. Jacked in the box, get in the box 3 days later you are jacked. - But how does it work? And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bush and Shawn Random Music theme provided by Funny Song - Bensound "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor - Dan Gregory "Porn Star Fun Facts: President Facts" LADY 1 - Jess Bernal LADY 2 - Erica Moore LADY 3 - Mariyetta Arutyunya LADY 4 - Mimi Rose Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX Freesound - 159539__matteusnova__lucyfiles.mp3

The Adventure on Elk Mountain, Ham Sandwich, and Who is this Facebook Friend? S1 E2     00:22:21 Episode Summary Experience for yourself the daring tale of a majestic encounter with a mountain elk. What the F is an Elk? Is that like when a deer hulks out? In a world where a simple ham sandwich is a crime, we question a man who was arrested at a pic-nik. And finally our hosts explore the phenomenon of Facebook friends that you don't actually know. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, pranks, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bush and Shawn Random Music theme provided by: admiralbob77 - "Not So Awesome Tune" "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor - Chris Markel "Ham Sandwich" MR.JOHNSON - Johnson Cooley LADY - Patty Kelly Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX Freesound - Adolescent_Screaming01 - Loop by Vosvoy B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque - Kevin MacL

Doctor Banana, For a Good time Call, big Hand and a Tail S1 E1     00:20:29 Episode Summary It turns out an anthropomorphic personified banana makes a very proficient doctor. Have you ever called the number on the wall next to the words "For a good time call"? We called, and you can listen in. If you could upgrade just one body part what would you choose, and why? Our hosts went with a giant hand and a tail. Just wait till you hear why. And as always full cast comedy sketches, jokes, silliness, funny songs, LOL, antics, high fives, and good times. Enjoy! Drop us a line at RandomBushPodcast@Gmail.com RandomBush.Podbean.Com Written and performed By your host's Andrew Bush and Shawn Random Music theme provided by "Good Times" - Nicolai Heidlas "Today's Episode fake sponser..." Voice Actor - Rebecca Johnson "For a Good Time Call" Written by Eric Anderson GUY - Wesley Heid BETH - Rebecca Johnson Background sounds, Atmosphere, and SFX Freesound - cell phone dial 0-9_bip.wav by muses212 Freesound - iPhone taps.aif