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Eric Schneider and my FIANCÉ, Kelly, join to discuss Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in front of A LIVE AUDIENCE AT LISTEN UP PORTLAND! Topics include Wizard Spray Paint, professor biopics, Neville 2.0, GAUNT SHACK!, The Space Time Continuum, Nagini as an accessory, Twitter bios, action villain lines, the Ministry of Magic workplace comedy, and more!Thanks to our sponsor, CALM: Get 25% a Calm premium subscription when you go to www.calm.com/potterless--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced

Kristen DiMercurio of Ars Paradoxica and more joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include highly edible humans, folding fitted sheets, Voldemort’s feet, Accio questions, Eyeball Trees, Jeeper’s Creepers, tragic female characters, Hot Wheels, zero-star reviews, Hot Neville, and more!Thanks for listening! For more information on the show, visit PotterlessPodcast.com! You can find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast. If you’d like bonus content and/or EXCLUSIVE MERCH, head on over to patreon.com/potterless and for other merch, check out bit.ly/merchon. As always, Wizard On!—Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!

Matt Young (Usidore the Blue of Hello From the Magic Tavern) joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include blade-of-grass core wands, create-a-player, the return of the Toothless Walnut, diagonally/nocturnally, Dragomir Despard, bad probes, dragon spray bottles, Stephen Fry blunders, bringing Charlie back, and more!Thanks to our sponsor, Tab For a Cause! Raise money for charity easily at www.tabforacause.org/potterless--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike

Matt Young of Hello From the Magic Tavern joins to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Drama Queen Voldemort, progressiveness of wizards, Ron’s privilege, Larry Potter and his Best Friend Lily, The Last Jedi, Bill’s wolf-like tendencies, the Ted Lupin spinoff, Bill being cool, Harry Potter and the Advice He Received That Was Good and He Totally Ignored, and more!Thanks to our sponsor, SHAKER & SPOON: For $20 off your first box, go to www.shakerandspoon.com/wizardon--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: ww

Helen Zaltzman (@HelenZaltzman) and Martin Austwick (@MartinAustwick) return to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Harry’s toxic masculinity, Kevin Bacon Footloose anger dancing, strong female role models, gravestone typos, Dragon Twat, Bank Wanker, Monopoly, the Starbucks of wands, the frequently defeated undefeatable wand, lying to paintings, and more!—Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Sc

Live from Seattle, Schubes and Lauren Shippen do an official Lincoln-Douglas debate (yes, like the one from high school) to determine which Weasley is the best. Lauren takes the stance of Molly, Mike takes the stance of Ginny, and Brandon Grugle judges and moderates the debate. (THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING THIS BONUS EP RATHER THAN A REGULAR EP SINCE I'M ON VACATION. SEE YOU UNEXT WEEK WITH A STANDARD EP.)Thanks to our sponsor, WIX: Get 10% off a Wix Premium account at potterlesspodcast.com/wix, and check out my new portfolio site I made with Wix at www.schub.es!--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH:

Helen Zaltzman (The Allusionist) and Martin Auustwick (Song By Song) bring British wit and humor to a discussion of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include pathetic death eaters, the most unrealistic thing at Hogwarts, Marine Biologist Slytherins, Sorting Hat theories, slash fiction, wet socks, Nuremberg, gif/jif, forced masturbation, Ron: Fuckwit or Ninja?, wielding multiple wands, and more!Thanks to our sponsor, AWAY - for $20 off a suitcase, go to www.awaytravel.com/potterless and enter code "potterless"--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHO

Mike's older sister makes it a trifecta and first talks Ch. 22 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, then she GRILLS Mike for predictions (most of which, he gets wrong)! Topics include flesh memories, pets named Kingsley, Hallows vs. Horcruxes, opening at the close, Nurmengard, Con Air, McGonagall’s birthday, and more!Thanks to our sponsor, Shaker & Spoon! Get $20 off at www.shakerandspoon.com/wizardon--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes,

Mike's older sister returns to discuss a more meaty chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include National Treasure, NYC vs. Philly, Times Square, Final Destination, Soccer, wizard superstitions, Sherlock Potter, gruesome fairytales, Miome’s CaCa and more! —Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mike's older sister returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include classic mom moves, patronus theories, French Voldemort, Kinglsey Bipoic, Beetlejuice, deer stress, shitty cars, Disney Villains, 2 Fro 2 Zen, muggle sayings, numbers on rectangles, Horcrux paranoia, and more!Thanks to our sponsor, TAVOUR: Get $10 in credit after your first purchase of $25+ when using code "Potterless"—Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomane

Ceci returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Hermione’s trademark blue flame, the pools of the forest, “chivalry”, Miriam-Webster, Michael “What’s His Nose” Douglas, RIP? Hugh Hefner, Jerry McGuiure-ne, Doozles, Ceci’s Put Outer theory, Lord of The Rings, villainy, and more!Thanks to our sponsor, WIX: Get 10% Wix Premium with code "Potterless" at wix.com--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kell

Voice actress Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs of Wolf 359 and more joins to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Big Satan Boy, Bisexual Harry, Sirius Black: Bangin’ Wizard, The Barnabus Finkley Prize, Hermione’s lack of privilege, Veritaserum, The Wizarding UN, peaking high school, pronunciation dances, and more!Thanks to our sponsor, Shaker & Spoon! Get $20 off at www.shakerandspoon.com/wizardon--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campom

David Gordon (Alas Earwax!) returns to talk more of the camping escapades in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include the New Jersey State Flag, George D.C., Wizard Theology, The Potter Museum, Nagini’s thoroughness, Animporphs, reading comprehension, Voldey’s restraint, 1/8-assed wands, and more!--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Eric Silver returns to tackle the start of the camping chapters from Deathly Hallows! Topics include: Chris Angel the DeathEater, Air Bud 12, wizard hunting, Mike’s identification with Voldemort, KFC, the hierarchy of drinking games, plotholes, the bread heist, hunger autopilot, Windows screensavers, Nom Kippuur, JK's bullshit, Horcrux Killah, Ron’s privilege, and more!Thanks to our sponsors, SKILLSHARE - for 2 free months, go to www.skillshare.com/Potterless--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.esCreated/Hosted/Edited/Produ

David Gordon of wizard rock band Alas Earwax! joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include purity obsession, Zootopia, square books, rage video culture, Wakanda, Arthur Weasley being a boss, Sectum Tempura, Harry the improviser, face-punching, and more! Also, David made an incredible song based on this episode that is included at the end!DOWNLOAD “ENTER THICKNESSE” - www.bit.ly/enterthicknesseDOWNLOAD THE RAP BATTLE FROM Ep. 64 - www.bit.ly/thestoryoflupindonThanks to our sponsor, TAB FOR A CAUSE: Download the extension at www.tabforacause.org/potterless--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY P

Bayana and Robyn from #WizardTeam make a return to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Dark Mark tattoos, Pinky & the Brain, Carmen San Diego, Barty Crouch Jr.’s dedication to teaching, Ru Paul, Voldemort’s security, side-eyeing quizmasters, The Bone Throne, Critical Fandom and more! Also, Schubes dedicates the second half of the episode to a Q&A!DOWNLOAD THE RAP BATTLE FROM Ep. 64 - www.bit.ly/thestoryoflupindonThanks to our sponsors!SHAKER AND SPOON: for $20 off your first box, go to www.shakerandspoon.com/wizardon!--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterl

The lovely ladies from #WizardTeam join to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include redemption arcs, Pius Thiccness, stealing magic, moving the goalposts, Lupin’s self hate, Wizard Sex Ed, Star Wolf, All CAPS HARRY, JK Rowling’s race relations, Fireball, The Pontiac Bandit, Draymond Green, and more! Also, this episode has A RAP BATTLE IN IT. DOWNLOAD THE RAP BATTLE - www.bit.ly/thestoryoflupindonThanks to out sponsors! TAVOUR: Get $10 in credit after a $25+ purchase with code "potterless"--Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)M

Nathan Cox and Alison Luhrs of Jet City Improv join Mike LIVE IN SEATTLE to discuss Ch. 10 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and then have a super fun Q&A session with the audience! Topics include: racist beds, Farrah Fawcett, baby broomsticks, the worst animagi, CONFIRMING R.A.B., Apple User Agreements, the house elf uprising, Night at the Museum, House Schubert, ICP, wizard basketball, Viva La Bam, and more!POTTERLESS LIVE IN PORTLAND: www.listenupportland.comThanks to our sponsors!HOVER - For 10% off your first purchase, go to www.hover.com/potterless-- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH

Eric Silver makes his return to chat about the one glimmer of hope in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Ottery St. Catchpole, luncheons, throwing tweets in the trash, JK’s elite sass writing, The Curs-ed Child, Re-ranking the Weasleys, flying chairs, The Illuminati, prejudice, cat-calls, action movie tropes, Draco’s internship, and more!POTTERLESS LIVE IN PORTLAND (2/17): www.listenupportland.comThanks to our sponsor, WARBY PARKER - For a free Home Try-On Kit, go to www.warbyparker.com/potterless-- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)M

Sequoia Simone of Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them joins for an episode filled with silly HEATED discussions. Topics include real Quidditch, Puddlemere United, Merlin’s saggy left testicle, the emergence of Sassy Ron, THE RETURN OF CHARLIE, licking faces, the grope debate, spherical cakes, Put Outer vs. Deluminator, Wizard Barnes & Noble, Puppetmaster Dumbledore, and more!PORTLAND LIVE SHOW (2/17): www.listenupportland.comThanks to our sponsors, CARE/OF - get 50% off if you go to takecareof.com and use code “POTTERLESS50”—Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (R