Secular Soup

The Amyis are back after 2 weeks of slacking! Time to get caught up on hospital drama, That Work Bitch drama, kid drama, online dating drama, and all of the other assorted dramas! Also, we learn that Ami is probably a witch, and Chris Pratt is literally the worst. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. Check out our appearance on The Wayward Willis Podcast! http://willisweb.com/what-even-is-secularism/ Find all the things on our website! www.delightfulbitchcraft.com You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing th

This week the Amiys take a long, hard look at Ami’s post-schmischmorse adventures in online dating. And we get an update on that bitch at work! As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. Find all the things on our website! www.delightfulbitchcraft.com You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! He’s super cool. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being generally awesome. You can find and support Marissa’s most recent project, The Transgender Podcaster Visi

We got reviewed on another podcast! We talk about the review itself, and then the massive fight that broke out between the podcast co-hosts who were reviewing it. Turns out the Amiys have the power to break up a bromance! As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find the Brand X Podcast here: http://www.brandxpodcast.com/ We were reviewed on episode 92: http://www.brandxpodcast.com/avoiding-the-landmines-of-dating-brand-x-podcast-092/ Links that Amy refers to in the episode: Dumb things Sarah Palin has said: http://www.wow247.co.uk/2016/01/20/sarah-palin-quotes/ Executive orders: Trump Vs Obama: https://www.cnn.com/2017/10/13/politics/donald-trump-executive-orders/index.html Is the good economy because of Trump? http://fortune.com/2018/01/22/trump-presidency-economy-report-card/ Obama and Israel: http://www.njdc.org/oped062315/ You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Insta

Why does America suck so bad? Well, for a lot of reasons. But it’s mainly due to our utter inability to actually learn from other countries and implement the things they do well. Oh, and because we’re SUPER racist. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Delightful Bitchcraft is finally here! Albeit in a very limited fashion. www.delightfulbitchcraft.com Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! He’s super cool. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for bei

Have you been dying to know what goes on inside of Amy’s intestines and Ami’s kidneys? Well you’re in luck! This week the ladies discuss the good, the bad, and the super gross about modern healthcare. This episode brought to you by barium. Barium; it’s delicious AND nutritious! As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Delightful Bitchcraft is finally here! Albeit in a very limited fashion. www.delightfulbitchcraft.com Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! This one was the fixer-upper of

Have children’s birthday parties gotten out of control? Why do men do SO many things that creep us out without realizing it? Do you want a hug? The Amyis sure don’t. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Delightful Bitchcraft is finally here! Albeit in a very limited fashion. www.delightfulbitchcraft.com Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! He patiently puts up with our bullshit every week! As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being generally aw

Why are we so hard on other women when they work in male-dominated fields? And what’s up with Blue Lives Matter and so many racists thinking they’re not racist? Good questions. Amy & Ami share their (very) limited insight. Here’s a good article: https://rewire.news/article/2017/07/27/advocates-blue-lives-matter-group-pushes-dangerous-narratives/ As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Delightful Bitchcraft is finally here! Albeit in a very limited fashion. www.delightfulbitchcraft.com Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Ric

You know how the whole world feels like it’s falling apart and it feels like it might be your job to fix everything but then you try to fix everything and you burn yourself out because you’re only one person and no matter how awesome you are there’s always just too much to be done? Yeah, so do we. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Delightful Bitchcraft is finally here! Albeit in a very limited fashion. www.delightfulbitchcraft.com Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! He patiently

This week the gals are joined by Michael Schaffer of the Reasonable Risk podcast to discuss helicopter parenting, Jeremy Piven, and why cis-het white men are the worst. Get ready to hear three attention whores talking over each other! As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find Michael here: www.reasonableriskpodcast.com Delightful Bitchcraft is finally here! Albeit in a very limited fashion. www.delightfulbitchcraft.com Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! He patiently puts u

Is social media good or bad? Do the benefits of online communities outweigh the drawbacks? How do you handle those bitches in all the parenting groups? Also, why doesn’t anyone hit on us at Target, and why do our kids insist on buying WAY too many video games? As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. Delightful Bitchcraft is finally here! Albeit in a very limited fashion. www.delightfulbitchcraft.com Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! He patiently puts up with our bullshit every week!

Where is the line drawn when it comes to what’s “appropriate” to joke about? Fuck if we know. But we’re pretty sure our kids need to just take a bath and quit being so ridiculous about it. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. Leap of Doubt podcast with Amy’s interview: http://aleapofdoubt.podbean.com/e/007-abortion-is-a-human-right/ Leap of Doubt podcast with Ami’s interview: http://aleapofdoubt.podbean.com/e/005-leaving-mormonism/ Man Yells at News Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/LarryYellingman Buy some merch before Amy burns down the shop again: https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Thanks once again to the

Are words good or bad? Who knows?! But you’ll definitely find out what our stance is on Costco cake. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. 1st ever Christian Book Club selection! https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/83219.The_Excellent_Wife Amy’s choice for best underwear on the planet: https://www.soma.com/store/category/vanishing+edge/cat4200004/ You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at PayPal.me/secularsoup You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Now you can buy our soupy merch! Go to https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! We really do need a man around for help sometimes. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our s

This week Amy recounts her trip to Minnesota Pro-Choice Lobby Day, and then the ladies spend the rest of the episode reinforcing gender stereotypes! As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Now you can buy our soupy merch! Go to https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! We really do need a man around for help sometimes. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being generally awesome. You can find and support Marissa’s most recent project, The Transgender Podcaster Visibility Initiative at Facebook.com

This week Amy and Ami share their non-existent expertise on gun laws in America. Why do we love to shoot each other so much? We don’t know, but we do have opinions. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! We really do need a man around for help sometimes. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being generally awesome. You can find and support Marissa’s most recent project, The Transgender Podcaster Visibility Initiative at Facebook.com/transvisiblepodcaster.

This week Amy and Ami are joined by guest, Nicole, to discuss the horrible failings of sexuality education in America. In case you didn’t know, it’s pretty bad. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. Resources mentioned in the show: PornHub Sex Ed Article - https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/02/07/pornhub-launches-online-sex-education-centre-because-no-one-else-is-doing-it/ Sex is a Funny Word book - https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Funny-Word-Bodies-Feelings/dp/1609806069 It’s Not the Stork book - https://www.amazon.com/Its-Not-Stork-Families-Friends/dp/0763633313/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1519421130&sr=1-1&keywords=it%27s+not+the+stork Crash Course YouTube page - https://www.youtube.com/user/crashcourse Our Whole Lives curriculum - https://www.uua.org/re/owl Amaze curriculum - https://amaze.org/ You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can

This week Amy and Ami discuss body shaming. Is it good? Is it bad? We don’t know. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Now you can buy our soupy merch! Go to https://www.cafepress.com/secularsoup Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! We really do need a man around for help sometimes. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being generally awesome. You can find and support Marissa’s most recent project, The Transgender Podcaster Visibility Initiative at Facebook.com/transvisiblepodcaster.

This week Amy and Ami stay (mostly) on topic with a serious discussion about the magical world of woo! Coffee enemas, healing crystals, steamed vaginas; Amy & Ami take it all on with the respect it deserves! As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! We really do need a man around for help sometimes. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being generally awesome. You can find and support Marissa’s most recent project, The Transgender Podcaster Visibility Initiative at Facebook.com/transvisiblep

This week Amy and Ami tried really hard to stay on topic and discuss politics. It didn’t go well. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! We really do need a man around for help sometimes. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being generally awesome. You can find and support Marissa’s most recent project, The Transgender Podcaster Visibility Initiative at Facebook.com/transvisiblepodcaster.

This week Amy and Ami discuss the challenges of raising kids while atheist and living in a conservative area. And you get to find out just how badass our kids are. Did you expect any less? Plus, Ami debuts our new outro! Exciting times! As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! We really do need a man around for help sometimes. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being generally awesome. You can find and support Marissa’s most recent project, The Transgender Podcaster Visibility Initiative at F

This week we set the bar pretty low and invited a straight white dude onto our show. Justin tells us about his upbringing as a Seventh Day Adventist, and his journey out of that hellhole. Then Ami gives us her origin story of growing up Mormon, and tells us how she became a Formon (former Mormon). Amy’s backstory is boring, so she talks about it for 2 minutes. As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned. You can find us on Facebook at Facebook.com/secularsoup You can email us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can follow us on Instagram @secularsoup You can give us all the moneyz on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/secularsoup Or you can PayPal all the moneyz to us at secularsouppodcast@gmail.com You can’t tweet at us, because we’re too old for the Twitters. Thanks once again to the amazing Rich Lyons for editing this episode for us! We really do need a man around for help sometimes. As always, thank you to Marissa Alexa McCool for producing our show and for being g