Doug And Jake Tales

Mother Abigail is a stereotype. Jake thinks Stephen King sounds like Snidely Whiplash.

Questionable shooting locations, Jake’s exhaustingly boring gaming habits, Stu’s visit to Mother Abigail, the spiritual crisis of CDC imprisonment

Doug Loves Nerds candy despite insistent protestation on his part. The proximity of The Walkin’ Dude is not necessary for him to mess up Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

We’re about 3 days past the outbreak. The Downeys are people. “Back to School.”

Doctor Who is discussed and an angel sings. Kathy Bates. The Muppet Babies theme song goes with everything.

Bodies burning across state lines, Southland Tales, Southland Tales tales, Kathy Bates.

A 2-minute clinic in yes-anding. Having an affair with your boss. Rhea Perlman’s nipples as compared to onion rings. Catfish King.

Doug is a “big fan” of Mothra but also somehow doesn’t care for any of it.

Diddle diddle doo da doo.

The implications of the relationship between Bradley Whitford and the guy from Mallrats.

Fun fact: Jake got very tickled with his own dumb joke when listening back to this episode.

Lots of stuff. Accents. Harry Potter. Brain buttholes, and the best joke you’ll hear today. Also, a Southland Tales reference.

Jake remembers the magic of Christmas and gets real spoilery.

Ma’s almost dead and it may or may not be Jimmy Snuka’s fault.

The boys attempt their most ambitious musical number yet. The nWo is discussed. Juggaloes…eh. Gay biker bars. Doug’s Barry Gibb is super on point. Flex Kavana! The Rock-N-Sock Connection! 

Flippant #6. The smell of a dirty penny. Mickey’s heroes.

This is a good joke. Don’t argue. 

Sometimes episodes are good. Maybe tomorrow? 

Jake is a dumbass who doesn’t know how jokes work or the meaning of “glib,” even though he uses it correctly. The meaning of “poach rail” is revealed.

Questions and answers