The Pornhub Podcast With Asa Akira

WHO IS RYAN CREAMER? He's not a pornstar, but he has some of the most popular videos on Pornhub. If you don't know who he is, stop everything RIGHT NOW and go search for him on Pornhub. He does SFW porn videos; for example, "A Pizza Delivery Boy Delivers The Pizza and Doesn't Stick his Weiner Inside of it." Obviously I needed to know everything about the man behind these non-pornos. What's he like IRL? Does he watch an incredible amount of porn? WHY IS HE DOING THIS? Plus, we talk weirdly a lot about No Face Girl. (He's met her in person.)

Dr. Evan Goldstein is the TOP rectal surgeon in the world, and he is here to teach us about anal sex! I spend a lot of time giving buttsex tips, but TBH a lot of my information is wrong - it's based on my experience as a pornstar, but not science or health. SO TOGETHER, WE ARE GIVING YOU A FULL ANAL 101!! From preparation to the sex to aftercare, this episode is everything you need to know about good old-fashioned anal sex! Plus: How does one decide to go into rectal surgery? Are poppers safe? Why isn't my gape a perfect circle? What is anal prolapse - how can one avoid it, and how can one cause it? How come anal sex is often painful, but pooping isn't? What's the best lube? ALSO: WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER USE WATER TO DOUCHE YOUR ASSHOLE. ALSO ALSO: BOTOX IN THE BUTTHOLE??

Today's guest is the curator of Pornhub-produced fine art exhibit "The Pleasure Principle" - the legendary Michele Maccarone of The Maccarone Gallery! Is it possible to be in the art space without being a "brand?" What are the logistics of running an art gallery? Who (or what) puts the pricetag on a piece of art? What determines whether or not something is valuable? Is porn art? And if so - is all porn art? If an artist does something horrible, is it ok to continue to support their art? Are kids now learning about sex from porn? What would porn be if it weren't taboo? AND: How can an artist get picked up or noticed by a gallery? "The Pleasure Principle" is happening NOW in Los Angeles at the Maccarone Gallery at 300 S Mission st! Go check it out!

Today’s guest is Bobby Hundreds, author of THIS IS NOT A TSHIRT and the founder/owner of mega streetwear brand, THE HUNDREDS! Bobby has always been an extremely private person… but he wrote a memoir. Huh, why? We went so deep: Is male loneliness real? Why do girls love skaters, even though they couldn’t care less about us? Does Birth Order Theory have any validity? Are men worse communicators than women; and if so – is it biological? What does it even mean to be a social justice warrior these days? Is talking one-on-one the most effective way to achieve change? Why is it “ok” for men to discuss streetwear and sneakers, but not any other kind of fashion? Do all streetwear guys have daddy issues? Also: Lots of social media talk.

The hilarious Joel Kim Booster joins us to answer all of our questions regarding comedy and gay afterhours orgies. How does guy-on-guy dating work? What happens at a bathhouse, and is it as wonderful as it sounds? Are there similarities between the comedy scene and porn scene? How do you know if someone is a top or a bottom – before taking them home? WTF is a thruple? Are identical twins always of the same sexual orientation? What does it mean to be an Asian man in the gay community? Also: Racism, sexism, and oppression of marginalized people. Also also: we’re making Gay Lateral Incest a term. Also also also: THE SECRET TO CLEAN ANAL SEX.

Superstar and soon-to-be MILF Eva Lovia joins me to dive deep into PREGNANCY PORN! Exactly what elements of pregnancy are so hot? What makes something a fetish, rather than just an interest? Why is there such a stigma against pregnancy porn, and sexuality when it comes to mothers in general? Does sex feel different during pregnancy? How does an open relationship work? WTF is a perennial massage? What defines a Porn STAR, and what’s the future of porn? Is the root of submission… laziness? Also: the pros and cons of shooting for mainstream studios vs. producing your own porn. Also also: my favorite post-baby workout tips. Also also also: Sorry to my cousin for publicly talking about your beautiful vagina.

World famous pornstar, and AVN’s 2019 Director of the Year, Kayden Kross is our guest today! Is there such a thing as "too pretty for porn?" How does someone in such a public relationship remain such an enigma? Where do rape fantasies come from? What is intimacy? Has the # Me Too movement affected the porn industry? Which award is more of a curse: Performer of the Year, or Director of the Year? How does intelligence play into being a porn performer? What is it like to live next door to your husband’s ex? Also: Kayden has possibly the worst first porn scene experience I’ve ever heard of, and it was with her husband. Also also: remember when Ass to Mouth was a big deal?

Our guest today is elementary school teacher turned rapper/poet/motivational speaker/author of UNLEARN/ultimate SLASHY, Humble the Poet! From spirituality to religion to science to existentialism to energy to SEX and everything in between, this is the longest (and most enlightening) episode of the Pornhub Podcast ever. How does one know what to do with their lives; how can one find their passion? Is art valuable? What does it mean to rock a turban and beard? Why do we get offended when people have opinions that differ from our own? Is Ego the only thing holding us back? Are choices making us miserable? Is gratitude the answer? WHAT ARE WE???? Also: What is the ONLY kind of lasting happiness? Also also: Why mentality is EVERYTHING.

Sean joins me for the first episode back from my maternity leave to talk about how we became parents 12 weeks ago. Everyone describes giving birth as a beautiful experience, but that's a preposterous lie. We are here to tell you the truth: it's HORRID. Did I poop? Does my vagina feel the same? Does it look the same? Are we different people now that we have a child? Am I gonna let Sean defecate on me for Father's Day? Also: drugs and motherhood. Also also: Is it possible that in the process of birth, we've discovered what Squirt actually is?

One of my idols Miki Agrawal, founder of mega companies HELLOTUSHY.COM and THINX, and author of upcoming DISRUPT HER joins us to talk about everything ANAL! More specifically, ASSHOLES. Why don’t we take proper care of our buttholes in the USA? Why are we so prude when it comes to bathroom talk? Do countries with bidets have lower instances of pink eye? Plus, get to know the Miki herself; has she ever had a normal job? What draws her to these “taboo” industries? What’s the secret to becoming an “overnight success?” How does one differ between a fantastical idea, and a great idea? Also: Is it possible to balance being a sexual woman, a businessperson, and mother all at once? Also also, I spend a creepy amount of time asking her: WTF is it like to have an IDENTICAL TWIN??? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RAN INTO HER AT AN ORGY??!!

I had so many things to ask the current reigning 'dirtiest girl in porn.' Is it true you've fucked your dad? How does that happen, and what's the conversation afterwards?? Where does one go after triple anal? Are you this dirty at home? What are the logistics of a Fan Bang? How often do you fuck fans? What does the dirtiest girl in porn fantasize about? How big of a role do Ego and Jealousy play in a successful career? What's the real root of stigma against pornstars? Are stretchy buttholes genetic?

Anikka Albrite is the 2015 AVN Performer of the Year, and also 1/2 of Porn's Golden Couple. What’s that like? Is there ever any jealousy? Does being part of such a public couple hinder - or elevate - a porn career? How does one know how much of their personal life to publicize? Does private life sex differ from on-camera sex? What’s the difference between a MILF and a Cougar, and are either of them offensive? Why are mothers always either over-sexualized, or neglected as sexual beings - and nothing in between??? PLUS, Anikka has a BIG ANNOUCEMENT TO MAKE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!!!

I have an announcement. It’s really personal and life changing, and I wasn’t even sure I was gonna say anything publicly... but I’m incapable of keeping anything private, so I had Sean come back on the podcast to help me discuss it extensively.

BROOKE CANDY MADE A PORNO, and she's on today's episode to talk about her new collaboration with Pornhub! How did production compare to other forms of art/entertainment? Can a mentally stable person make good art, or does creativity need emotional baggage? Are happy people uninteresting? Do all women have Daddy Issues? Do all men have Mommy Issues? And are men with Mommy Issues the best at fucking? HOW DOES ONE SPOT THEM?? What does it mean to be Queer? Are record labels necessary anymore? How important is it to cater to the masses? What does it mean to be a Rapper nowadays? Which is cliquier, the porn industry or the music industry? Also: Chronically masturbating while thinking of NOTHING. Also also: Drugs.

Today’s guest is someone I consider to be a Perfect Male Pornstar. He’s had a very unique journey into porn; from the shy, socially awkward son of a preacher man, to rockstar, to Joanna Angel’s boyfriend, to top Pornstar! Wtf kind of stage name is “Small Hands?” What’s it like for an outsider to date a pornstar? Does porn sex differ from at-home sex? How can a guy keep from cumming too soon? What were the biggest challenges in becoming a male performer, and what makes someone really, really good at it?

Gay Pat from Barstool Sports, who has never been in a fight btw, is boxing a homophobic redneck ex-convict in a Rough N Rowdy fight this Sunday LIVE on Pay-Per-View! What happens if someone accidentally gets murdered in a professional fight? Is there such a thing as an educated homophobe? Is it homophobic if a straight guy think it’s gross when two dudes kiss? Do gay guys innately know if they're tops or bottoms right away, or is it a trial and error thing? Is gay-for-the-stay a real thing? Why does man-on-man fighting make me horny? Also: that time I was arrested. (You can watch the fight @ https://buyrnr.com/asa )

The 4X RECIPIENT OF THE TRANS PERFORMER OF THE YEAR AWARD comes to educate me on all things Trans! Is watching Trans Porn gay? Is getting fucked with a strap-on gay? Are we headed toward a completely non-binary world? How is the Trans Community accepted in Chinese culture? Where does the USA place on the international Woke Scale? What is the difference between Trans, and the guy that dresses in Drag? What’s the difference between transgender and transsexual? Do hormones fuck with boners? What is “passing privilege?” Is it true that “passing” as an Asian Trans woman is easier? Who’s worse: Anti sex workers, or anti-LGBT folk? Plus: What it’s REALLY like to have Asian parents and do porn.

What’s a BBW? Is there a minimum weight in order to qualify as BBW? How does a polyamorous relationship work? Is trapping a virgin the secret to happiness? What on earth is a BBW Sex CLUb? (Spoiler: it's exactly what it sounds like.) What’s the new wave of porn? Wtf is a Feeder (and where do I find one?) How can I learn to love my body? And wait a second, FLUFFERS ARE REAL???? Also, the intricacies of eating ass.

Amateur Porn Couple Haighlee Dallas and Tyler Dallas (who are not from Dallas, btw,) are here to tell us about the other side of the porn industry. How did they meet? How did they start shooting porn together? Do their families know? What’s a typical day like? Are they swingers? Do boner problems happen? What do they argue about? Is anything off limits? How do you get your partner to peg you? WHAT’S THE WORST PART ABOUT FUCKING YOUR SPOUSE FOR MONEY??? And so, so, so much more.

Artists Maggie West and Ryder Ripps are here to talk about their huge immersive art installation PORNHUB NATION which launches July 14th in Los Angeles! What is conceptual art, what is an Art Whore? When something is too mainstream, is it uninteresting? Do all artists get off on controversy? What’s it like to date a male pornstar as a civilian? Do artists just see art in everything, a la the plastic bag in American Beauty? Who can get away with more, artists or pornstars? Is porn racist? Are artists liars? Are people now more narcissistic than ever? Is that a product of social media, or is social media the product of our narcissism? Can you still call yourself an “artist” if you don’t make a living off of it? Is art possible without suffering? Also, shoutout to Rush Wheels.