What The Folklore?

We are done with Madame d'Aulnoy for another year: "The Bee and the Orange Tree" has come to a close. Was there ever a bee, or an orange tree? You'll have to wait for it, just as we did. Suggested talking points: SCOTUS application process, the d'Aulnoy flu, the new stages of grief, Grand Theft Camel, chatting with the bean, unloaded Chekov's gun, the orange tree revealed, a bad giving tree, fairy law offices, Linda's bean-tremors If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Do you want a global cat Olympics? Us too. We're going to find out how, and the role doping might play. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We got another box, with a very nice gift in it! And also, we'll give you a quick recap of the movie Seven. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Another episode down, still waiting on either the titular Bee or Orange Tree (because we're still reading "The Bee and the Orange Tree"). It's a doozy folks. Suggested talking points: the deep cave, roadkill directions, Big Lots fire, very complex sign language, fifty shades of ogre, a whim of boning, Greg: Origins, BDSM intro class, BDSM true name, stinky arithmetic, Ogrekidz, Peekaboo Olympics If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We're kicking it off a little late this year, but it's our anniversary! Which means it's time for our Nemesis-Madame d'Aulnoy-to come out of her hidey hole to inflict another long, nonsensical story upon us. This year's is no different: "The Bee and the Orange Tree" is starting off with a kick. Joining us is special guest Keith Brooks. Listen to Keith's podcast "The Eye:" http://theeyemnypd.libsyn.com/the-eye-in-big-trouble-in-little-chinatown-episode-1-yi Suggested talking points: a radical storyteller, the king of the Kroger happy aisle, the best Ogre names, fairy sexual habits, weird baby science, ogre freak show, Royal Fairy Trucio, tuberculosis chic, Shades of Goku, Ogre Ogre Ogre! If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

This week's story "The Princess in the Chest" has some elements that would make for a good movie, we just wish fairy tales would account for all of their characters. WHY do these people show up? Help us understand. Suggested talking points: a Discord ad, Gump elder lore, Hobbit adoption, the swollest sperm, the tired curse, reverse albino, forehead goatee, sir scuffles the Pigeon, the Pigeon King, a failed boat alarm If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We're talking about high school reunion strategies, and the secret of true names and how they can be used to stop high school fights. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

"The Boy Who Drew Cats" is one of the only kind of whimsical stories we've done? At least it sounds whimsical at the start, but some of the goblin stuff kind of takes the wind out of those sales. This episode produced by Izzy Crimson Suggested talking points: boat alarm, muscle clerics, the origin of Banksy, a cat-based font, goblin trigger, cat drawing stamina, goblin fighting cat teams, Smurf afficionado If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We've each been cursed by the New Year's Witch! Find out what burdens we have to bear (we know it's almost February). We also get deep into which cartoons should be adapted into musicals, and there's a review of the Phantom of the Opera sequel. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

It's finally over, this terrible version of "Beauty and the Beast." And what did we learn? Monkey butlers sound pretty cool, and those mirrors were all right. Fairies are pretty messed up. Suggested talking points: genie sheep, Ferengi Fairies, mutual genie wishes, proving the marriage, asphyxiation matroishka, an incest inquiry, a forced director's commentary, an adopted monkey king, tada-bam! If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Birds are mobilizing, weaponizing, and in possession of some strange and worrying abilities. Keep an eye out. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Fairy law gets wild, you guys. Also a lot of this part of the "Beauty and the Beast" story is just people in a foyer talking? Disney made some judicial edits, we can tell you that. Suggested talking points: the giant iron, Mrs. Beauty N. Brains, curse words of 2018, noble tentacle ink, the pity virtue, the baby general, airtight curses, crowdsurfing on monkeys, genie sheep, a new standard for consent If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

This horrible version of "Beauty and the Beast" is back, and it ain't gettin' any better folks. If it sounds like the story might be wrapping up soon: you're wrong. You're very wrong. Suggested talking points: Ouroboros Snake Pretzel, the Monkey Gauchos, the miracle of mirrors, Pooh-Heffalump hybrid, the good dance lady, how monster babies are made, the monopuss: lollipop of the sea If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

It's the What the Folklore holiday presents exchange! We got each other some dumb stuff, and a listener sent us some much better stuff. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

While we usually try to stay away from Disney's domain, sometimes there are... exceptions. With good reason. This week, we're reading a version of "Beauty and the Beast." Suggested talking points: Tyler 3.0, the French condition, hoof dog dowries, movie pirates, summer home shacks, Maurice's romance, pure virility, a human erection, muscle noodles, hulkaphants, Beauty the greedy bitch, prophecy trunk, consensual beasts If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

What are you changing up for 2018? We've all got ideas. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Meg (Tyler 2.0) returns for this week's story "The Smith They Dared Not Let Into Hell." It's a difficult one to parse, especially with all the nicknames we added by the end. Suggested talking points: Tyler 2.0, deal details, popping a horse, smith the maiden, tragic horse murder, hover-horse, Mr. Denny's Smith, fastest ironer in the West, sanctified pinochle If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We have a special guest this week: Tyler's partner Meg is filling in for him while he's traveling for the holidays. We're breaking down the vanity plate industry, and how to get the best cat wine. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

This week we're going to read the version of "The Three Sisters" that was actually suggested to us, and is actually a Grimm story. We're not sure which one is more absurd. Suggested talking points: self-krampus, experimenting with potatoes, unreliable bearnator, bear propaganda, chest full of piss, chapter potato bankruptcy, cloaca efficiency, royalty vision, the dumbest Cinderella, Charlie Tuna the serial killer, 1000% fuckboi, scareprince, Gordie's trend list If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Welcome to Food Network's hottest new show: Secret Ops Grocery! We're going to need a lot of money to get started, as well as cooperation from law enforcement and global banks. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.