What The Folklore?

This is a brief departure from our normal thing, because we attended Pod Con this weekend! This episode is a wrap-up of our trip and what we learned, and a few things we want to do in the future. We recorded using our Mobile Podcasting Rig (TM) so audio is a liiiitle rough. We'll be back to the regularly scheduled programming soon. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Are you trying to do some holiday shopping, and you're coming up blank? Don't worry, we-and Gwyneth Paltrow-have you covered. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Free advice to all fairy tale authors, including the author of "The Two Travelers:" when you hit on a good theme, just stop there. Quit while you're ahead. You don't need to stretch the story another 400% to see if another one comes around. Suggested talking points: a live Krampus, next level flat-earthing, fake Grimm's tales, nutritious kisses, bread math, a ghost joke, bee favors, horse wax, science for butt, horse poltergeisting, well babies, batteries for birds If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

This week we're digging into a whole new area of crime, and regulatory boards: ghost crimes. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Our story this week, called "The Three Sisters," is continuing a very humanizing trend for ogres which has thrown us for a bit of a loop. And to make matters worse, we have to consider an atypical heroine paradigm. It's a head-scratcher, folks. Suggested talking points: unlucky in math, a mattress of chaff, secret married, night prince business, doctor huddle, couple's jaywalking, Gregsign, fish sound, soylent fu, ogre portrayals in the media, bird speed man body, the momhole If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Tyler has an issue with light, and the things that can be seen in it: so we're going to try to solve that little issue. And if you've ever wanted a sport that's played planet-wide, stay tuned. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

This story, "The Daughter of Buk Ettemsuch," is a roller coaster. But it was one character who's just really... good. And sometimes that's enough to hang on to as you plummet and twist down the Fairy Tale Cyclone. Suggested talking points: the Mac and Cheese fairy book, illegal dinner, Metal Gear: Witch, giant copyrights, Prince casting, what does the Ox say?, the Ox room, pez dispenser barn, the wife-purge, how scurvy, the most reasonable ogre, harsh cows, Greg the ogre If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

The world of Pokemon invites a lot of questions, and a theory about aliens and AI can provide some of the answers to these burning queries. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Please please PLEASE help us resolve this week's story, "Asmond and Signy," or it's going to kill us. It can't be like that. There must be meaning somewhere. Suggested talking points: fairy space visitors, the worst pickup line, the Yorick defense, the scale of bonko, mondo pantaloons, muscle witches, the origins of words, a desperate search for answers, the undiscovered Saga, a hooping patronage, cannibal pizza, the CiCi's question If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Have you ever gotten a recommendation based on a false premise that still turned out good? Tyler has. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We're done with spooky stories for another year, but our story this week "Biancabella and the Snake" is a pretty wild ride. Snakes are into some super weird stuff. But we do get some new fun side characters to sustain us. Suggested talking points: garbage Netflix, the page fondlers, subtle windings, a milk sting, sultry spice, Narcing G-Ma, the king of tennis, ugly daughter penalties, the bits men, jewel lice, a public blast If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Should podcasts have laugh tracks? They shouldn't, but you can learn about where they do belong (nowhere). We're also trying to lock down our creative projects for November. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We have a pair of spooky stories to round out our month of What the Spooklore, so strap in! We're going to hear more about werewolves (though that's not even the spookiest part) and hear the OG ghost story, according to some guy. Suggested talking points: waiting for the spook to drop, the werewolf pool, the thrilling spookclusion, the cryptid slurry, gene silos, children combo bonus, used daughter salesman, real gladiators, were-dads, the new Smoky the Bear, a nude no-scope, a dumb hay dress, a baker's werewolf, the origin of the tonal shift, the Wishbone wonder chest If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

What kind of crimes can you do with stolen paper? And what all is available from those 4am infomercials? We have some ideas. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

We have a good spooky story in "The Painted Skin," a story featuring an incompetent priest, some characters that almost have understandable motives, and a little tie-in to one of our favorite reoccurring characters. Suggested talking points: listener leaderboards, the Spooktrolyzer's fate, the Arrested Development Narrator's career, normal motives, exorcism money, giant dumb witches, alternate Roald Dahl drafts, Wang advice, Van HelBean, little devil infestation, secret library concubine, home defense ideas, Cherry Man: the College Years, the grossest possible magic, Nega-Wonka If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

There's a pretty abrupt shift in conversation halfway through, which has been preserved because it's exactly how it happened naturally. We're not sure how many of you have considered the "Bring It On" universe recently, but you should. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Our train of spooky stories continues, so climb aboard for this week's offering "The Fiend" from Russia, and enjoy the rich cast of side characters that crop up in this one, as well as some pretty strained theories about what's happening. Suggested talking points: fiend meat, Scrooge's innoculation, all these Marys with their problems, an Uberlad, the spider puppetmaster, a deep analysis of Hans Zimmer scores, the plot of Flatliners, yucky kid, a Bony theory, the yarn-mom, a Hamilton amendment, money winners If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Have you ever wanted a Mother Goose MOBA? Well it's here, and it's amazing. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

Halloween month continues with "The Lover's Ghost," a story that's about 80% rocky parts, and about 20% cool witch godmother outfoxing the police who want to take her human skulls. Suggested talking points: titanium pantaloons, dadsbund, the hot dad cutoff, the two Santa rule, the Santa dropoff, a parkour stunts wedding, seeking with skulls, magic cops, the origin of the graveyard, godmas, a new way to eat breakfast, the story of the first Halloween If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.

There's a card game for everyone, somewhere out there. Even for computers. We're trying to figure out which games computers might WANT to learn, and Tyler and Gordie try to sell Carman on a new kind of card game. If you like our show, find us online to help spread the word! Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. Support us on Patreon to help the show grow at www.patreon.com/wtfolklore. You can find merchandise and information about the show at www.wtfolklorepodcast.com.