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Hey lovers, what a fun ep this week ! I chat about how we know it's Fall in NYC, Shrooms Never Lie, Horror Movies past and more ...

Hey Lovers, whatta fun show today. I really wanna bring back the Newleywed Game LIVE and in person ! We gotta LOVE our body parts more ! Blowys at The Plaza and more things to make ya thin-gle (that's think n tingle and it's mine...thank you very much) Have some fun this week I'll C U Next Tuesday ;() xoxox Jess

Banned for beautiful boobs, but Dahmer is #1 in the sreaming world? I didn't buy a Banksy ! Breadcrumbing vs Gaslighting and didju know Women STILL get cometitive over Men ? Plus more goodies to grin at 

hey lovers, another week of wildin out and gathering goodies to chat about: Ima spicy PUMPKIN bitch and proud ! bad movies that influenced us as girls---- PURPLE RAIN or BRINGIN DOWN THE HOUSE ? Mabon Blessings, La Shana Tovah and much more 

hey lovers, a brand new episode is up and ready for ya !  *we're all black *elvis movie review *coney island usa and more ! subscribe & share xoxox thanks jess

Lovers, I'm ranting today for real...Celebbrity Sighting in Coney Island "BYRON!" BingBong! Kim K & Ray J = BORING ASS SEX TAPE! The Queen can suc it, and more goodies to giggle at

and more hilarious dialouge from the city so nice they named it twice: New York, New York! Back To School Rituals from the 1900's, Special Ed, UZI's and why they're weren't as many school shootings...Did GANGS keep it safer? I used to love to Huff Paint at a party and yes, I'm very grateful to be here SUBSCRIBE & SHARE  xoxoxox Jess #gangs #schools #backtoschool #huffingpaint #uzi #nwa #specialed

This weeks episode goes from noise to intimacy in a little less than 30 minutes...Bushwick Renovated, MSG & Chinese Food, Do They Mean It?--Issues around trust and love...my auntie doesn't think I got any color...and more funny fun

I'm back, baby! And I'm in Coney muthafuckin Island!!! This episode takes ya on the adventures from New Mex to New York with wild ass characters included! Russians! Natives! Jewish! FUN FUN mutha. Enjoy the ep and share with your pals xoxoxoxo Jess $$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Hey Lovers, this here's my final episode from Albuquerque and in it I'm recalling some of my favorite adventures, people and sights: Mama Z, James and the Giant Shot, Ghost Cats, Comedy Family and more good stuff. Share & Support $$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess

RIP Olivia Newton John and my spandex pants. RIP Motown songwriter Lamont Dezier, Cheeto Got Busted, Lions Gate Portal, an amazing farewell show at the Dry Heat Comedy Club and more talk about self-care 'n' shiz.  $$$$$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood                                 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10  take care of yourselves loves xoxo Jess #olivianewtonjohn #lamontdozier #maralago #fbiraid #nudes

Hey Lovers, thanks for being with me today! I chatted about Freemoney the Great, Hooker Shoes, Otter Pops and so much more good stuff to make ya laugh, you'll be grateful ya tuned in...promise...Are ya in Albuquerque? Come see me LIVE Sunday 8/7 @ Dry Heat Comedy Club !!! Share and Subscribe  Thanks BooBoos xoxoxo Jess

It's TRUE in Albuquerque the stores blast classical and opera outside to keep people from hanging out! I'm also cahtting about 1981 Top Songs and how diverse they were, but we took it for granted. 5 Tittie Review for The Grey Man on Netflix and lots more fun SHARE & SUBSCRIBE thaks loves, xoxox Jess #funnypodcasts #hilariouslady #getwoodpodcast #truestories 

Hey Lovers, what a great show today chatting about bicycle accidents & adventures, white man wit a van, and how to build a community by just being yourself...plus more silly shiz. Share with your pals and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform Thanks xoxoxo Jess #funnypodcasts #comedyshow #funnylady

Lovers, this week was filled with self discovery, hot men and moldy ceilings. Have a listen a laugh and a like ! #tattoos #nmtattoofiesta #mold #selfhelp #bone #arthouse #sexslaves Feelin frisky? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess

Ghosts, Ghislaine, and Gurus all in one fun episode ! #rkelly #gmaxwell #ghosts #gurus  What a week! Enjoy and share the show with your friends Thanks xoxox Jess

Pro-Choice Mama and a trip to the abortion clinic are just a couple fun stories today on Mama's birthday! Also includes some fun comedy information, me being a spiritual gangster and a lot of hilarious in between. #prochoice #abortionrights #humanrights #comedyshow #hahahahaha #lol #truestories #mama #funnyshow #comedypodcasts

Hey Lovers, it's another week of wild stories! I took a #traumadump  on a friend-I don't recommend it... #INTUITIVELY knowing what the dude's gonna say....RUSSIAN TEENS at a baseball game in #coneyisland, aand much more fun.  SHARE with your friends  xoxox Jess 

Lovers, I was so blessed to open for Tommy Davidson last week! Afterwards lotsa people told me I was "Brave." Brave? I'm breaking it down and makin it funny...Didju know Cardi B LOVES the Roosevelts? Dry Heat Comedy Club opens next Thursday and I get to headline the first show of the first night of the first comedy club (in a long time) in Albuquerque ! There's a lil spot where tears come cuz I talk about Mama, but all in all----whatta fun show ! Enjoy and share with your pals xoxox Jess

I LOVE this new trend with men wearing tiny little shorts!! I sing about it on this episode, as well as discuss a couple heavy panic attacks I've had over the last week---NO it was not from all the short shorts, but good guess....Have you ever had to keep and protect a parking space for your mom or dad? ABQ ArtWalk shout outs,  Comedy Shows I'm SO EXCITED I'm opening for Tommy Davidson tomorrow night Wed. 6/8 at REVEL!!!! Also siked to be on the opening weekend of the new cool comedy club DRY HEAT 6/23, B2B 6/24 & the HISTORIC LOBO THEATER 6/26 xoxoxo Jess