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Hey Lovers, today's show was amazing: filled with fun adventures and wild characters...Stop the Shame around SEX. Florida Fish are FUNKY! RIP Ray Liotta ---including movie quotes/reviews.  Plus so much more!  Enjoy xoxoxo Jess #sextortion #shameandsex #rayliotta #artandemotions  $$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$ 

This week's show is filled ith adventure! First off a moment of tribute to the late great Taffy Jaffy. Rail Runner to Santa Fe with Mama El's spirit chatting the entire time. How do YOU deal with Turbulence? Fun & Funny Guesting with the hilarious and smart @ iamJohhnyJames go check out his podcast 'Respect the Connect'  Subscribe & Share xoxoxoxo Jess

Hello Lovers! Today's show is filled with so much giggle-good times...Is my #Weed guy QAnon? #Dispensary vs #Dealers, Mama El hadda #payphone inside our house! #Hippies. #Drugs. #Sex. The Whites Love Affair, My Type has escaped from prison, #lunareclipse #bloodmoon, Witches, Warlocks, Elves and Fairies alike all flock to hear my weekly musings.  SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals!! Available where your favorite pods are and it's FREE  Feelin Frisky and Generous? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 Patreon getwood69 Thanks for all your love and support xoxoxoxo Jess

Stories from my week and from an alleyway on location...Did YOU get thrown into the pool for swimming lessons? How's family visits for ya? I adventured up to Jerome AZ for a "sit-through the hard feels" family time AND a lotta laughs. Find em where ya can, lovers. Putting myself out there like your new and extra sassy--DR RUTH! Have ya watched her documentary yet? A MUST SEE. What I'd love the most is if you listened, laughed, felt some tings and then SHARED THE SHOW. #family #funnypodcast #deepshiz #weekly #truestories #trauma #fun #adventures #travelpodcast #hahahaha #funnylady

Hey Lovers, I'm riled and passionate about today's show topics: Karen's Need to STFU, ACTING! Open Mic Madness, Crittermeat.com parody commercial, and much more fun and intriguing thoughts on the week. SUBSCRIBE on all your favorite pod platforms & SHARE on all your socials @getwood  Thanks BBs xoxoxo Jess

Hey Lovers, what a dam week! #420 #shooting #roasts #led #bikerides ALL the stories and some loves: I didn't suc the right dick for comedy, so why would I let some manager of a bar ogle my boobs all through my shift? 420 is supposed to be all silly stoner shit, so why'd our friend get SHOT? Oh so many extremes! Running through sprinklers and smoking a 1 pound joint were high-lights  SHARE the show TAG @getwood  cashapp $getjesswood        venmo @ jess-wood-10          PATREON getjesswood69 Love yall xoxo  Jess

#Sex #Selfcare #DyingHair ALL Hilarious topics on today's show! I'm goin' on tour...names so far...Comedy Community and wild ass mics... #truecrime the SMURF Murders!! and more

hey lovers, this week we're talking about all the goodies: listeners questions-" why are people ending sentences with a question?"   I'm given a list of supplies for the apocolypse from 2 men in the audience,  Santa Fe vs Albuquerque = Burque WINS! AND??? A NEW SPONSOR!! @Mariachi_Mota_505 @Mrs_Mariachi_505 @El_Baile Event Space   #apocolypseskills #lifeandbeth #endingwithquestions

Hey Lovers, this week on the show I'm chatting about tired-ass #Vegans, #LEGALWEED in #NM, Whatta YOU like? Being TOO Nice and much more delightfulness!! Make sure to subscribe & share if ya haven't already, plus it'd be AMAZING if you could leave a REVIEW + 5 stars  #comedypodcasting #hahahahaha #LOL #funnylady #onewomanshow #sexpositive  Feelin Frisky?$$$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10    PATREON getwood69 Appreciate ya SO MUCH xoxoxox Jess

Hey Lovers,  I'm so overwhelmed by this week! Not only what's happening in the media, but internally as well...Mortified by the MOMic, Oscar Positive, and lotsa talk around the slap heard round the world...was it a distraction or was it how we've all shifted after this pandemic? I take a walk on the women side regarding what happens when your man gets into a fight. There's so much to digest I'm hoping ya don't get too much of a belly ache. #oscars #theslap #funnywomen #funnypodcasts #mediaoutrage #hollywoodinside #funshow #momic #slapthestupid SHARE & SUBSCRIBE on all platforms 5 STARS + REVIEW  Thanks loves, xoxoxo Jess

Hey Lovers, this week was filled with work and workin' it: shows & sisters! acting out songs! are you my server? teaching the children from stage and more fun than you can have on a weekday!! #funnypodcasts #audiodiary #genx #genz #prince #charliemurphy #comedypodcasts #comedylady #funlady SUBSCRIBE & SHARE 5STARS & A REVIEW ON APPLE= LOVE and ALGORYTHEM  xoxoxo, Jess

Car Troubles, TV Broken...what am I a country song? This week on my wildly fun, true-story-filled, funny-ass show:  Do you LOVE money? Leggo my Ego, Auntie & the phone sex, plus much more fun!! Subscribe & Share with your friends Wanna Support $$$$$ Patreon getwood69              CashApp $getjesswood                   Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10

and proud! Today's show was a fntastic time and I hit all the walls of my sexy notes..Crazy for Coffee? CLAWS! Fake Snakes! Words We LOVE! Russian Kids are hardcore...and much more to lift your spirits and get ya laughing!! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your friends! Feelin frisky? $$$$$ PATREON getwood69             VENMO @ jess-wood-10                   CASHAPP $getjesswood #funnypodcasts #comedyshow #comedylady #onewomanshow #monologues #truestories

Hey there lovers,  Another fantastic show coming your way!! Today I'm talking such great stuffs: Mardi Gras pasts! Beads n Boobs! Not so Magic Mountain! Comedy Clubs & Special Ed (not the rapper-the class for 'slows') #mardigras #beads #tucsun #acid #dyehair #magicmountain #abqartwalk #guildcinema SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your friends!!  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$    PATREON getwood69        VENMO jess-wood-10                CASHAPP getjesswood

Hey lovers, this week is special cuz one of my favorite people and supporters came through & visited for a few fun movie reviews! I also brag about being the person yuo call when you're tripping, but if you're unprepared for acting? I'm a bitch. Biggest bitch this week is Anna from HBO's Inventing Anna...plus the magical 2/22/22 SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals                       PATREON getwood69                    VENMO jess-wood-10                CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hiya Lovers! Wow what a great show today talking about all the GEN X greatness re #halftimeshow2022 I missed the #shootout at my Build! Heyyyyy WTF is 'Don't Say Gay?" Oh, Florida! My GIANT Head...and more  #bigheadsbook #genx #90shiphop #dontsaygay #censorship #speakyourtruth #hahaha #LOL PATREON getwood 69 VENMO JESS-WOOD-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hey Lovers, what a fun show this week! I talk about my love for Pam & Tommy, Bad Fashions, Book Bans and more. Have any stories you want me to talk about? jessisratchet@gmail.com  #funny #LOL #funnypodcast #ladycomic #sexpositive #bookbans #pamandtommy #fashion #rollerskating #truestories  PATREON $3- getwood69                VENMO jess-wood-10                CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hi Lovers, this week was an absolute blast! I'm chatting about:  #selfcare #sexpositivity #kanyegonebad #rollerskating #funnyladycomic #onewomanshow #funnytruestories  WANNA BE A PATREON? Starts at $3- a month getwood69                 VENMO jess-wood-10                 CASHAPP $getjesswood

Hey Lovers, I hope everyone's week is going along splendidly..Oh watta fun show today! I watched a mean Karen get kicked out of Trader Joes...who could be mean to those folks?! I Met a cool few kids and we spoke pretty deep...FINDING JOY! and more. PATREON getwood69   VENMO jess-wood-10    CASHAPP $getjesswood

I'm so excited to be back this week to chat about my week! STOP the SNAPS! Polite Threaders! My Face and My Tatas & Not Needing it.... You can join my Patreon starting at $3- a month,and that's cheaper than your daily coffee, babies! OR  *VENMO Jess-Wood-10   *CASHAPP $getjesswood     *PAYPAL wood382