Chronicles Of Hogg Hall

How To Weaponise a Parrot – How to disguise the aroma of a very smelly dog with the aroma of a slightly less smelly dog. Plus, cheeseburger underwear, grapple buckets, helium beer, bee sting laws, shopping trolley theory and a weaponised parrot. Also, Brian finally throws away his camouflage shorts.

Gloves that look like celebrity hands – Brian & Georgina discuss beaches made from parrotfish poo, potato peelers, the shape of hippos’ heads and a bunch of hostage negotiators who now advise families on how to deal with lockdown. Plus, the husband who accidentally unplugged his wife, and just what exactly is Flubber?

Spot the Duck – Brian telephones a beehive. Plus, fabulous frankfurters, asymmetrical faces and a whale in the Queen’s bathtub. Also, Luff fails to adjust his posture and Georgina plans to enter for the hoovering Olympics.

China’s Greatest Parrot – Brian & Georgina’s pandas finally get it on. Plus, vacuuming Stonehenge, grass in distress and a fifty foot daddy long legs.  Also, Georgina counts her steps and Brian rants about joggers.

Animals With Vegetables On Their Heads – How much does soup weigh? Plus, insects resting on pine cones and Scatter Cushion-Gate at the Sowerby-Luff’s.

Bench Pressing a Goose – Brian & Georgina sit exactly two metres apart and chat about re-purposed pigs, an all-seeing ostrich and plants farting. Plus, Georgina in a washing machine, a flat worm reincarnated as Jody Whittaker and Brian Luff magnified 800 times.