Talker Texas Ranger

In a tense bottle episode, Walker and Trivette's relationship crumbles on a night out in a debate over whether or not to "do rounds".

A chance encounter in BHS leads to a furious street battle between old enemies Cordell and Clint Eastwood.

The boys visit Black Bayou, a new low cost clothing outlet. Walker, enraged by the lack of shirts in his size, experiences flashbacks to Vietnam, which I think we can all agree was a fantastic and non-problematic war. TASTING NOTES: This episode was recorded in the pre-Scotland vs Israel era, a simpler and happier time.

After several weeks, the gang get it together enough to upload the postcast. A truly impressive achievement, and one which will surely not be bettered until the next episode several years from now.

Walker is injured in an accident at work that wasn't his fault.

Walker meets a horsie!

Walker tries on some luxury underwear in 'Silk Dreams', an episode that I literally can remember zero things about.

Uncle Ray returns, and this time he's a helicopter. Walker calls the Helicopter Hotline in a spectacular display of budgetary opulence.

Due to absolutely unfathomable levels of public demand we are back as Chris Nolan's other brother takes the helm for the Walker Texas Ranger's gritty urban reboot. There are various points where we sound like robots - this is actually a feature of the show do not @ us

Tears are shed in the season finale as CD steals candy from a baby. And then, uh, gives it to another baby.

Walker stirs the shit at a Trivette family gathering. We recorded this episode so long ago that I don't remember what happened - we probably made a joke about someone who is now dead, or involved in a horrific scandal. Don't @ me

Tech-savvy Trivette invests the gang's money in promising Silicon Valley startup 'Juicero', Walker presumably done some stuff with a bad guy or something. Dave explores his co-host's sexual proclivities.

Walker makes an ill-fated appearance as a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. Trivette is bad at another thing. More importantly, we rewrite Sons of Anarchy and make it much less bad.

Walker and Trivette take to the air to research the observational comedy bit of the 90's. Elsewhere, CD's 'Aristocrats' goes awry.

Trivette shreds the last vestiges of his credibility as he heads for Seattle to become daytime radio's premium spirit medium. Elsewhere, a maniac screams about a carousel for 45 minutes and does not end the episode with a diagnosis.

The gang team up with a talking touch lamp to issue some vigilante justice. Meanwhile, Walker shoots Trivette.

A sombre Walker auditions for the role of Uncle Ben in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man but proves too much of a badass. Trivette reveals his luxury pyjama/leather jacket combo. We sound better now so if you're nostalgic follow us on Twitter where the quality of the content has not changed. Twitter: @talkertrpodcast Email: talkertexasrangerpodcast@gmail.com

After a lengthy absinthe bender, CD struggles to make the transition back to vinyl. Trivette cosplays as Mel Gibson as racist Comic-Con rolls into town.

Walker learns about Mexico. 'M', Walker...'M' is for Mexico. The best bit of the episode is a guy in the background trying on a sombrero.

In a terrible follow-up episode, Young Vonni Ribisi taints the Texan water supply, killing millions of Americans. Hit us up on Twitter, email etc.